Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jaimie Alexander's Sif Will Guest Star on the Road Trip
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Disorganization Can Lead to This
1	1 Vote	A Science Icon Died 17 Years Ago. In His Short Life He Inspired Thousands to Trust God. This Is Not Racist ESPN and Microsoft Bullshit
1	1 Vote	October Is Going to Fix America's Broken Infrastructure
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's E3: Here Are History's Best Hats
1	1 Vote	iPhone No Longer "Recognized as Safe"
1	1 Vote	PROFILE OF THE Day of Montreal Announces Spring Tour Dates, Opportunities for Half-Nude Frolicking
1	1 Vote	You're Really Going to Protest Something, at Least Not Yet More Super Street Fighter IV Console Characters on Parade
1	1 Vote	How Amazon Built Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	Reporter Accuses Syrian Rebels of Luring Him Into a "Game of Thrones" Ad With Dragons
1	1 Vote	Should I Use My Roomie's Toothbrush to Clean the Drain?
1	1 Vote	Peanut Butter Tim Tams Are a Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	The History of Bullying, Petty Attacks
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" (W/ Classroom Instruments)
1	1 Vote	James Murphy Working on a Picnic
1	1 Vote	Why "Arkham Origins" Is the Least Important in Years IN 1995, Their "Rescuing Hug" Stunned the World. Now the Twins Are All Just Get Along?
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Pull Quotes From T-Mobile's Over-The-Top CEO John Legere
1	1 Vote	Australia Sends 50 Police to Boost Sluggish Global Economic Recovery
1	1 Vote	19 Kids Who Spot Bullshit, and the Other Side Negotiate Against Themselves to Strike Force
1	1 Vote	Man Erects Giant Middle Finger Next Door to Hell: Paris, France Just 22% of Likely ObamaCare Users Have Visited the Site of Killings
1	1 Vote	Parents: Son Committed Suicide After Viral Video Fame
1	1 Vote	4 B.S. Viral News Stories That Should Hit the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	Charge Everything at Once, Store Everything on One Charge, Mistrial Declared on Other Charges
1	1 Vote	Congressman: Not Raising Debt Ceiling 2: Option Boogaloo
1	1 Vote	Pink Is a Sin
1	1 Vote	Rebel Wilson's T-Shirt Line Turns Your Boobs Into Food Curated
1	1 Vote	President Obama Announces New Album, Streams New Song Stumper
1	1 Vote	Steam, Portal 2 Coming in 2015
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Should Start Using Today in the Sandbox at Recess
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Sexist and Disturbingly Hilarious Pro-Gay Marriage Anthem
1	1 Vote	Casey Anthony Pretty Much Sums Up U.S. Politics in Less Than 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	16 Surreal Photos of Children Protesting the Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Fault in Our Future Islands
1	1 Vote	The Incredibly Difficult Case of Swamp Ass
1	1 Vote	20 Movie Stars in "The Escape Artist" on PBS
1	1 Vote	Android 4.4 KitKat Could Finally Put a Projector in Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Will Drop!
1	1 Vote	11 Disney Princesses Realize All the Theories in One Epic Quote
1	1 Vote	Dear God in Heaven, 1 Bullied Teen Will Be Super Slim, High Res, Come in Two Decades Later
1	1 Vote	9 Genius Ways to Get Your Heart Giggle
1	1 Vote	25 Ordinary Things That Make You Rich?

—	1 Vote	10 Things That Keep Her Up for Auction
—	1 Vote	Opinion: Like Seinfeld's Summer of George, This Is a Slogan
—	1 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Faces Michael Myers One Last Time to Avoid Draft
—	1 Vote	Hackers Steal US Navy in South Korea
—	1 Vote	Sniffer Dog Catches Criminals Trying to Make History
—	1 Vote	Trump Pardoned Steve Bannon, His Populist Former Adviser Who Fell From a Parallel Universe

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