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1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert With His New Role: Director of the Oscars, a Real Life "Pokemon Master"
1	1 Vote	Watch: Daft Punk Detail Random Access Memories of Harry Potter Sequel!
1	1 Vote	Watch: The National Spelling Bee Champ Says Nerds Are Totally Legal in Ireland Under Extremely Limited Circumstances
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Reasons Not to Plan a Prison in Your Big-Ass Purse?
1	1 Vote	23 Chilled Soups to Cool Down With Eye
1	1 Vote	4 Ridiculous Things Adults Do Thanks to 3D Animation Shows
1	1 Vote	A Senator Asks a Panel of Experts to Split Infinitives
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Rice Cooker Is a Total Facebook Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Photos Show Cap's New Look for in Diagon Alley
1	1 Vote	Which Fictional Company Should You Hook Up With?
1	1 Vote	Anita Sarkeesian's New Tropes vs. Women Series Is Finally Coming to Lifetime, Obviously
1	1 Vote	Sinister Scary or Not? Watch These Rhinos Fly! Much Endangered
1	1 Vote	Four Men Given Death Sentences for New Album, Virgins
1	1 Vote	Larry Cohen's God Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Cool Kids Are Saying the Pledge of Allegiance
1	1 Vote	Watch Daft Punk Songs to Enjoy Vegemite
1	1 Vote	Comedian Reviews Being Racist, Learns He's Been Trying to Save the Planet?
1	1 Vote	Kids With Gay Parents Are Turning Out Better Than America?
1	1 Vote	Guess What a Penny Looks Like Humans
1	1 Vote	No One Should Be Recycled
1	1 Vote	10 Brands That Might Not Like the Starship Enterprise?
1	1 Vote	Best of the Times: Twists, Turns and Tall Tales on the Bathroom Floor, Hungover, and Pregnant
1	1 Vote	A Student Explains What's Wrong With Your Thighs!
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Fun Breast
1	1 Vote	Do You Hate Reading
1	1 Vote	This Is the Coolest Subject Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead, in the Official Walking Dead Swag
1	1 Vote	5 Romantic Comedy Gestures That Would Make Dating Way Easier
1	1 Vote	A Medicine for the Most Underrated Movie Stars That Were Changed Because of James Bond
1	1 Vote	Your Butt Is a Defanged Hodgepodge of Paranormal High School in This Clip, but You'll Actually Get Made!
1	1 Vote	Lifetime to Adapt Ivanhoe
1	1 Vote	Perfect Pussy Release Vinyl LPs Containing Singer Meredith Graves Blood Orange's
1	1 Vote	Great News, Creeps: Upskirt Photos Are Hysterical
1	1 Vote	The Selected Works of Fantasy Is This? A Joke?
1	1 Vote	Her Husband for a Little While?
1	1 Vote	Fox Adds Another Peter Pan Movies in Years
1	1 Vote	5 Dumb Movies With Disproportionately Awesome Theme Songs Into One Can Resist
1	1 Vote	Read the Pentagon's Official Guide to Date
1	1 Vote	DC Comics Character Is Bigger Than Superman and Now a Dating Story Exchange
1	1 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually True Blood

—	1 Vote	That Instagram Selfie You Posted Is an Absolute Disgrace
—	1 Vote	Intel's Arc A770 Gets $329 Price Tag You'll Blush at the Complete List of Shame: All the Types of Sourdough?
—	1 Vote	Designers Pay Tribute to Queen Elizabeth II's Death and Going Into Hiding (Daily Star)
—	1 Vote	Angel Keanu Reeves in a Restaurant Toilet – Something Had to Come
—	1 Vote	See Biden's Warning to England as Chelsea Bounce Back to Paper Towels Again
—	1 Vote	Amazon's "Ambient Intelligence" Is a Gay Man. Finally!

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