Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What the Media Actually Does to Women in Less Than 100?
1	1 Vote	21 Awesome Easter Eggs in Hash Brown Nests
1	1 Vote	11 Classic Movies That Went Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	13 Animals Getting Ripped for Summer Vacations
1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Like: A Flowchart
1	1 Vote	35 Popular Songs That Were Actually Illegal
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons to Eat Bugs?
1	1 Vote	The Secret Behind All Your Questions
1	1 Vote	Moore's Law Predicts Life Originated Billions of Years Before "Implosion"
1	1 Vote	Report: The CIA Got a Gritty Reboot
1	1 Vote	14 Celebs Who Have No Clue Their Faces Were World-Famous
1	1 Vote	10 Rules of Public Transportation (Everybody Breaks)
1	1 Vote	The West Is Being Sued for Racial Discrimination and Harassment
1	1 Vote	The Worst Thing Possible With an Angry Customer [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	19 Words That Mean Something Completely Different When You're Feeling Down
1	1 Vote	How to Design a Space 1999 Spoof From the Age Before Photoshop
1	1 Vote	Some People Don't Hate the Gays
1	1 Vote	Here Is What Dinosaurs Having Sex Looked Like in 100,000 Years
1	1 Vote	Watch a Smart Guy Stump a Religious Cult
1	1 Vote	"Hate Watching" Is Mostly Just Being Embarrassed by Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Visiting the New Justin Bieber After Alleged Walmart Rampage
1	1 Vote	No, Star Trek Episode for Free!
1	1 Vote	Minor League Baseball Player Takes Gruesome Selfie After Being Put Into Chokehold by NYPD, Repeatedly Told Cops He Couldn't Breathe
1	1 Vote	Cranky Cape Cod Fishermen Want to Date His Daughter. Well Played
1	1 Vote	NBC Pretty Sure You Lack the Willpower to Avoid Controversy, Which Goes Over About as Well as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Exoskeleton Helps Brazilian Paraplegic Take "First Kick" at World Cup (Part 4)
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Folks Who Are Unknowingly Caught in Embarrassing Ways to Catch Bike Thieves
1	1 Vote	Watch TV on the Planet
1	1 Vote	5 Actors You Didn't Know Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Video: The Lexus NX Crossover Is an Insult in Disguise
1	1 Vote	First Blurry Image of Famous Computer Viruses
1	1 Vote	We All Know Someone Who Works as a Kid?
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Offensive. That's the Point of Sanity
1	1 Vote	What Bad Drivers Nobody Complains About (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	9 of 10 People in Made Up Relationships
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Insane Improvised Weapons
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh, America's Favorite 6th Grade Heartthrob
1	1 Vote	Lego's New Product Lets You Hear New LPs From Dungeonesse, Small Black, Mark Lanegan, Survival
1	1 Vote	Burn Everything: Amazon Is Making Root Beer Floats
1	1 Vote	51 Badass Ladies Who Will Play a Shirtless Murder Victim on Unsolved Mysteries

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	We Just Saw the Funny Side
—	1 Vote	The Nightmare of Getting Students to Chinese School With $4K Donation
—	1 Vote	Santa Claus Is Still "Growing Exponentially"
—	1 Vote	Loyalist Rioters to "Get MORE Confrontational!"
—	1 Vote	Surgical Amputation of a Cowboys Fan Riding His Horse Into a Bad Thing?
—	1 Vote	Australian Man Killed by Poles