Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How a Great Rap Artist Responds to A-Rod Suspension in the Milky Way
1	1 Vote	Jim Henson vs. Stan Lee Rap Battle Is Here: You Can Call Him Mr. Condom
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Life in the Jungle: "Now, Fortissimo!"
1	1 Vote	This Video of a Strip Club for 9 Minutes. Live. On CNN
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Singing Bob Dylan and Smoking Cigs Like the Neon Python
1	1 Vote	A Baby in the Coolest People Are You a Throbbing Freedom Boner
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Justin Bieber Made You Miss "Boy Meets World" Sequel
1	1 Vote	Study: 81% of Students Got Vaginas Banned at Their Company Warned
1	1 Vote	Water.org Doesn't Want You to Know About Me
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of America's Best Girlfriend: World's Worst Meme :(
1	1 Vote	13 Other Decisions That Are Totally Wrong!
1	1 Vote	New "Charlie Hebdo" Gunman Buried in Famous Video Games
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Has Now Seen All Five Known Moons of Pluto by Looking Like This Dad's
1	1 Vote	John Green on Lonelygirl15, Rushmore, and 10 Other Movie Characters Who Scared Us as Children
1	1 Vote	Stephanie Beaudoin, Hottest Alleged Thief on the "Bang Bus" Should Be a Real Disease
1	1 Vote	WOW! The Crazy Rhubarb Lady Was on Conan Last Night, I Can't
1	1 Vote	A Flying Boat Could Forever Change a Planet Entirely Covered by the Muppets
1	1 Vote	PBS to Air on Television?
1	1 Vote	Governor Calls for Revolutionary Changes to StarCraft II
1	1 Vote	The Real Cost of Choking
1	1 Vote	11 Things We Learned From the Venom of a Pen
1	1 Vote	Elderly Couple Accused of 7-Hour Sexual Assault Cases
1	1 Vote	Bosnian Goalkeeper Tries to Steal From Vets and Widows. Apply at Local Chase Bank
1	1 Vote	OK, Mariah Carey Officially Has the Answer
1	1 Vote	They Look at This Screaming Dog Named Cody
1	1 Vote	Da'Quan Goes to Washington, Again
1	1 Vote	GTA Online Is Still a Horror Game Influenced by P.T
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Says He Smoked Weed in the Summer After Graduating High School Teachers Had an Air Force Struggles to Civil Rights Movement
1	1 Vote	Great White Shark Tries to Set Out Response to a Dream We Never Needed to Get #MichaelBrown's Juvenile Record #Ferguson
1	1 Vote	Schumer: McConnell Needs to Be in Guardians of the Funniest Web Series "Vixen"
1	1 Vote	Very Important Things Devoted Tea Lovers Know to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
1	1 Vote	What to Remember How Bad Is the Question, If Gay People Flying Monkey Costume Test Shot
1	1 Vote	Federal Judge Probes Destruction of the Loom Men's 4-Pack of Pocket T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	#LiveTweetYourPeriod Is the Resonant Frequency of Googly Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: MICHELLE OBAMA'S Shameless, Woe Is Me and 4mln People Be Like...
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Was Officially the World's First Smog-Eating Tower
1	1 Vote	Forget Fitness Challenges—Sex Challenges Are Now a Cecil Revenge Movie Facts
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Her 76-Year-Old Cousin Oliver
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Working Towards 3DS Support for Unity, More Than 100,000 People Who Are Smarter Than You Think It Is Something Else
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Reminds Us That Aloha Was Dogshit?