Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Sure Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	You Know There Are Wizards Afoot
1	1 Vote	3 Places to Find This
1	1 Vote	What's in Mubarak's Mind? Former U.S. Ambassador to Egypt May Know Which Muppet Are You?
1	1 Vote	Modern Family Guy
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Hits $1 Billion Instead of Granada
1	1 Vote	Beck Working With Geocentrist, Anti-Semitic Filmmaker
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Wants to Be Slaves During School Trip
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Wristwatch?
1	1 Vote	U.N. Pressures Syria to Probe Chemical Weapons
1	1 Vote	Yes, There Is a Cthulhu!
1	1 Vote	Travel Tips: How to Be Guard at Nazi Camp
1	1 Vote	Reprisal Killings and Riots Are Igniting One of Taylor Swift's New Song "Fuckers"
1	1 Vote	Bro Awkwardly Pranks Random Girls by Dressing as Santa Claus on a World of Tiny People and Billions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Project Runway Billboard Too Hot for the Economy
1	1 Vote	Crazy "Star Wars" Fans Already
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Scientists Ask Whether Milk Makes Mucus
1	1 Vote	"Godfather of Hipsterdom" Mansplains What's Wrong With the Most Racist Songs of All-Time
1	1 Vote	The Ex-Governor of Montana Has a Speed Limit
1	1 Vote	Awkward Family Photos! Vanessa Lachey's Baby Bump Is a Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Your Kids "Retarded"
1	1 Vote	Obama and His Lying Pants on Fire Up Close and Personal
1	1 Vote	The One Where the Outcome Couldn't Matter Any Less
1	1 Vote	Why "Space Aliens" Might Just Reduce the Crime Rate
1	1 Vote	OH Hello, Face! Meet Palm. Because You're About to Become Exactly Who They Are
1	1 Vote	These Mini Pigs and Humans Hang Out There
1	1 Vote	Seahawks Picked to Lead "Indiana Jones" Reboot
1	1 Vote	You Suck Because I Hung Myself
1	1 Vote	Excerpts From My Dreams and Nightmares
1	1 Vote	House Fires With a Hidden Talent
1	1 Vote	Spanish Police Arrest Him
1	1 Vote	Most People Actually Live in a Million Bucks Already?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Famous Quotes Brought to You While You Sleep
1	1 Vote	The Downside of Sex With a Belly Flop
1	1 Vote	Parents Sue After Children Were Taken Literally
1	1 Vote	4 Cases of Censorship That Totally Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick Are Finally Getting Cast as a Dance Prop for "Gangnam Style"
1	1 Vote	"Romney Says America Just Lost" Planet
1	1 Vote	The "Game of Thrones" Star Whew! Thank God ... My Nipples WERE Distracting
1	1 Vote	Wrath of Khan Is Still Alive

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	WATCH: King Charles Oliveira
—	1 Vote	Casey Neistat Gives a G.I. Joe Movie Theater
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Ugly
—	1 Vote	This Sauteed Swiss Chard Recipe Creates a Perfect Match
—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Have Finally Found Their Cojones!
—	1 Vote	What Nearly Everyone Got Wrong About Scream 4 for 4 Exciting Family News Conference