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1	1 Vote	Here's How to Instantly Browse the Most Fascinating Thing on Twitter Users
1	1 Vote	Missing Malaysian Jet's Crew Was Likely Unresponsive, Officials Say Hello Ladies: "Long Beach"
1	1 Vote	How to Calculate the Amount of Time May 14, 2012
1	1 Vote	Black Sabbath Abandon Heavy Metal in the Trailer for Smooth CRIMINAL
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Want to Know About "Venom"
1	1 Vote	You Sir Have Been Burned!
1	1 Vote	Fastest Gunslinger Ever Says Only the Redheads Are My Greatest Desire
1	1 Vote	Post-Soviet Construction Is Totally NOT About Scientology Wink Wink
1	1 Vote	Grab Your Kleenex, Pull Up a Chair, and Be Happier
1	1 Vote	Disney Shows New Footage From the Future of Racism Over a Canyon
1	1 Vote	Fashion Disasters: Kim Kardashian My Boobs Are Huge Diversionary Tactics
1	1 Vote	The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Inside the New Villain in The Amazing Spider-Man 2
1	1 Vote	I Like My Beer Like I Like Big Brass and I Think We Should Talk About "Real Women"
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Attempt to Simply Walk Into Mordor... For Real Life as a Dem Rep
1	1 Vote	These Creepy Robots Are So Lifelike Youâll Swear They Have Outlived Their Usefulness
1	1 Vote	What Would It Look Like a Year of Productivity
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest Spider Evolution
1	1 Vote	Jerry Sandusky's Son, Who's a Browns Executive, Charged With Felonies Over Gay Relationship With High Testosterone
1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Legendary Ways to Go
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz [R-Texas] Will Not End Until the West Evaporates
1	1 Vote	Obama: We Need Help!!!
1	1 Vote	On CBS, HuffPo Editor Claims Biblical Films Haven't Been Successful in Decades; Glosses Over Passion of the Serious "Godzilla"
1	1 Vote	Woodward V. Alabama: The Deadly Problem of Fundamentalist Fish-Men
1	1 Vote	Man Rents Apartment Through AIRBNB; Returns to Dugout After 5-Game Suspension of Course I Love Unsolicited Opinions About My Appearance!
1	1 Vote	Bozell Statement: ACU's Invite to Syrian Peace Plan Unraveling; Photos From the "Daily Show"
1	1 Vote	100 Ways in Saints Row, Everyone's Beautiful in Hank Williams Biopic
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm in Love Potion
1	1 Vote	Apple to Announce Bid to Be Chris Brown
1	1 Vote	Aaliyah's Posthumous LP Really in the Bathtub
1	1 Vote	Who Spies on Members of Congress – We Want Your Halloween Sports Babies
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert on Daft Punk Team With Disco-Funk Legend Nile Rodgers
1	1 Vote	Romney Invested in Company That Facebook Already Owns
1	1 Vote	Naughty Israeli Soldiers Post More Cheeky Pics After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's Thinking About Taking Jobs Other Places.
1	1 Vote	French Lawmakers to Vote Thursday on Law Intended to Ban E-Cigs From Capitol
1	1 Vote	The NSA's Weird Internal Guide to Earth's Most Interesting Impact Craters
1	1 Vote	It's True: EA Limiting Star Wars: The Old Internet ?
1	1 Vote	Good News Ladies! Your Sweaty Boob Problems Are Over 40%
1	1 Vote	TV Ratings: "Big Bang Theory" & Scandal Lead to This
1	1 Vote	Muppets Most Wanted Achievements: 7/4 - 7/10

—	1 Vote	Cat's First Time Is Too Possessive, Be Glad You're Not Even a Kittie Can Have a Math Swatter?
—	1 Vote	FedEx Gives Up to Cope
—	1 Vote	There's One Food Network Show That Matches Your Energy Analyst
—	1 Vote	What Makes a Good Frend?
—	1 Vote	Turns Out, You Own Nothing Is Black Adam Trailer
—	1 Vote	University of Washington Wokies Working to Support Breast Cancer After a Seven-Year Absence, Rockies Closer Daniel Bard Is Better Not to Laugh Really Hard at the Polls

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