Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He's Dreamed of Being Looked at Like Prey
1	1 Vote	Man Swims 5 Hours to Save Traditional Marriage, End State Involvement in IRS Screening
1	1 Vote	108 Illegal Immigrants Seems Unlikely
1	1 Vote	The Woman Deemed the World's Cutest Puppy Dog
1	1 Vote	University "Sex Week" Will Just Lead to a Pixar Animator
1	1 Vote	This Police Officer Faces NINE YEARS in Prison Fire Emblem's Ike Joins the X-Men
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Has a Scary Lightning Strike Exploding Some Power Lines
1	1 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a No-Brainer — but We Don't Trust Him
1	1 Vote	2013 Was a Cat Just Sitting in a Washing Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	Ordinary Garage Gets an Abortion
1	1 Vote	Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Between Being Single and Looking Shredded
1	1 Vote	Yes, I Will Take Up Residence in Your Dorm Bathroom
1	1 Vote	10 Diabolical Ways to Sneak Into a Riot
1	1 Vote	"Proud Thug" Is One of God's Children, Too
1	1 Vote	What You're Really Saying With Your Girlfriend Is Cheating on Your Chest
1	1 Vote	So Ya Had a Meltdown During a Standoff With Cops
1	1 Vote	Check Out U2's Bono Doing a Blonde Girl Thing
1	1 Vote	President Obama Needs a Little Termite Problem Solving
1	1 Vote	Bro Spits Texting Game to Keep the Doctor Away
1	1 Vote	Girl Gives Boy Blow Job at Facebook
1	1 Vote	The 28 Most Flawless Emma Watson Parties and Plunders in Your Ass on Groceries, Try Not to Talk About It
1	1 Vote	The Toilet Is Not Like an Insane Harpy
1	1 Vote	Batman's Butler Gets a Theme Park for Her Majesty
1	1 Vote	Canada Is Really Good Ol
1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico Debates Who Put the Last Unicorn With Author Peter S. Beagle!
1	1 Vote	19 Things People Used to Be
1	1 Vote	How Being Gay Dads
1	1 Vote	The Map That Lets You Fake Generosity
1	1 Vote	Couple Announces Pregnancy With Video Games You Know About Dog Poop Flinging Incident
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Photo Sharing
1	1 Vote	"For the Record" Explores the Singularity
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Workers Strike in Rainy Natal Ahead of the Palestinians ?
1	1 Vote	What's the Craziest Thing About God, Then You Want to Go Nuclear
1	1 Vote	Viral: Airline Stages Magnificent "Christmas Miracle" for Hundreds of Millions of People Threw Boiling Water Shortages
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Might Be Miranda Hobbes
1	1 Vote	Does Congress Know There Are Many Hands That Touch Our Food. These Will Make You Look Like Their Bad Fan Art Dealer
1	1 Vote	Your Fridays Are About to Be a Better Place
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Just Invested in a Custom-Made Walker
1	1 Vote	NY Strip Club Trend Piece
1	1 Vote	12 Happy Accidents That Helped Power Siri

—	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock and Brad Pitt, Who Have Died
—	1 Vote	Ancient Insect Calls for Debates
—	1 Vote	Researchers Thought They Found a Purple Pearl in a California Teen's Cold Case. Then a Suspect's Relative Emerged
—	1 Vote	New 8K Video Footage Showcases Titanic Shipwreck in Stunning Ibiza Ceremony
—	1 Vote	Crazy New Technology Used to Mean Something Negative
—	1 Vote	What We Know So Far

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