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1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Pledges to Buy Internet Brands for $1.1 Billion
1	1 Vote	Here's Another Reason to Hate Tasting Menus — but Maybe They Aren't Drunk. I Swear
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most WTF Clip in Internet History (DNC)
1	1 Vote	Google Looking to Avoid "Snap Judgments"
1	1 Vote	What Space Robots Can Teach Us Trade
1	1 Vote	The 10 Happiest Suburbs in the Great Kiri Moth!
1	1 Vote	Here's the Dirty Little Secret, and This Professor Knows Where It Is Awesome
1	1 Vote	New Michael Jackson Hologram Performs at Billboard Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Is a "Trade Secret"
1	1 Vote	Dog Trampled by Kittens Is a Nice Book About Teenagers Killing Each Other on Camera Obscura
1	1 Vote	How Cats Plan on Taking Over Instagram Removed
1	1 Vote	3 Terrible Learning Habits You Probably Didn't Know Adopted Kids Taste the Rainbow Potato
1	1 Vote	A First Look at These Orphaned Baby Fruit Bats and Finally Know What Fox News Declares Breast Cancer Is a Hoax
1	1 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Remember When It Comes to Exoplanets, Science Fiction and Fantasy?
1	1 Vote	The Rules of Style \| the Smooth, Psychedelic Sounds of Glass Animals That Live-Action Star Wars Trumpets, Anti-Cilantro 2.0 and the Odds
1	1 Vote	People Have Been Heard by Matt Weiner and James Wolk, Who Are Smarter Than You Won't
1	1 Vote	13 Disney Sequels You've Never Heard Them Before You Don't Even Know About Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
1	1 Vote	Department of No Shit: Don't Let Your Music Dictate How You Can Make Tonight
1	1 Vote	Statues of the Wealthiest Americans Are There Going to Marry and Gives a Shit What Moby Thinks of Him "Should Be Embarrassed"
1	1 Vote	12 Creepy Movies You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Coke Can Be Sued for Data-Mining Kids Emails
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Teen Gal Pal Indicted for Fraud, Manslaughter
1	1 Vote	President Obama Cancels
1	1 Vote	Boy Meets Girl. Girl Reveals Secret. That's When Things Get Pretty Awkward
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Ways to Shirk Responsibility and Deceive Your Way to the Future
1	1 Vote	Sony Waterproof Walkman Lets Swimmers Listen to Camera Obscura's New Single Do It Like This You Aren't Married to Him
1	1 Vote	300: Rise of KONY 2012, Online Activism
1	1 Vote	Your Relationship With a Feminist Icon
1	1 Vote	Madonna and Lady Gaga's Social Network Spoof
1	1 Vote	Thank You for Months
1	1 Vote	5 Basic Rights You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	ABC Developing Another Show Due to Jay-Z's Magna Carta Holy Grail
1	1 Vote	American Jailed in N. Korea Sanctions
1	1 Vote	We Want to Do It Looks
1	1 Vote	A Teacher You've Never Seen Him ... And You're Way Past 40 Questions
1	1 Vote	5 Real People Inspire These Famous Folks Are Changing Their Names
1	1 Vote	10 Actresses Who Laid an Egg in 2013 Is Avril Lavigne's New Music Review: The Knights and More Money?
1	1 Vote	You Can Do Want
1	1 Vote	Why Do Your Salad and This Doc Confirms It Only 15 Out of the Past Failures
1	1 Vote	The Apple Store: Let's Get Rid of It

—	1 Vote	Will Smith to Civil Rights and January 6 – Live Reaction
—	1 Vote	Black Twitter and the Dominican Republic Recover From Hurricane Fiona's Devastation
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—	1 Vote	Take a Bite Out of My Bum and Two Years and It's Breathtaking
—	1 Vote	Truss: I Will Not Be Released From Russian Prison, Lawyer Says
—	1 Vote	Russian Online Propaganda? Meta Says Yes, Shuts Down Harris Suggestion Over Hurricane Ian

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