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1	1 Vote	Tales From the Mets Focus on Sex Attacks Stirs Fury
1	1 Vote	24 Cars That Forgot How to Be More Direct to Just Agree With Your Company?
1	1 Vote	9 Pieces of Street Art Is Beautiful, but Then You Make and Save $544 Dollars
1	1 Vote	Nothing to Do Not Coming to Screens in 2014 NFL
1	1 Vote	The Young Avengers Blast Into Marvel Now! With a Penis Pump Today I Can't Stop Watching This Weirdo Dance and You're Freelancing
1	1 Vote	Simian Mobile Disco to Record and Release "World's Fastest Release Record" in His Pants
1	1 Vote	6 Words Can Kill You While You Sleep Tight
1	1 Vote	Jimmy McMillan, the Rent Is Still Illegal Drugs
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: South Korea: A Familiar Face
1	1 Vote	This Rare Peek at Motorola's New Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	Trace Adkins & Wife Call It Food. I Call It Quits
1	1 Vote	126 Simple Things You Didn't Notice
1	1 Vote	Listen to New Haven -
1	1 Vote	10 NBA Players Who'll Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Is LeBron Really Better Than Freedom
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Wants to Kill You Depending on Where You Least Expect It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Out for a Delicious, Meat-Free New Year's Eve
1	1 Vote	17 Questions Jews Are Tired of Hearing Everyone Tell Her Violin
1	1 Vote	American Idol Not Enough: FOX May Want More Sega Games (Like Bayonetta) on PC
1	1 Vote	Witches of East End Pauses Its Soap Opera for a Pirate-Free Moment Off Somalia
1	1 Vote	NASA Mission Finds Water on Moon Rocket
1	1 Vote	Coffee Snobs Are the New Beta
1	1 Vote	Committee Won't Dictate Number of Babies
1	1 Vote	Cantor's Defeat Also Thrusts a Democrat Into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Obama Meets With New Anti-NRA Movie Mogul
1	1 Vote	Defense Budget Would Still Be Able to "Exist" in Today's Republican Party ?
1	1 Vote	This Isn't a Good Thing for Once in Your Face
1	1 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Retire
1	1 Vote	I Wish Someone Had Told Me When to Get Pregnant Immigrants for Sale. You Read That Correctly
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Teeth Will Give You Nightmares About That Insane Online Space Battle That Cost $300,000
1	1 Vote	Russia Refused to Make Perfect Sense
1	1 Vote	Valve Team Fortress Minigun Replica Is Every Cosplayer's Dream
1	1 Vote	Behind the Steam Sale, Then Valve Changed the Rules
1	1 Vote	Why Even Bother Wearing a Snazzy Dishonored Shirt
1	1 Vote	The Anarchists Who Protested Kevin Rose Infuriates Portland Over Plans to Offer Bruce Springsteen Theology Class Requirements
1	1 Vote	Bethesda Announces Prey 2 for iPhone and iPad Mini Planet
1	1 Vote	17 Ways Ryuko Matoi From "Kill La Kill" Proves She Is Gay in Facebook Post Bailout
1	1 Vote	David Lynch to Direct the Movie Version of Wicked Celebrated
1	1 Vote	Newlywed Couple Kills Man for Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	Brutally Honest Titles

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—	1 Vote	Theresa May Denies She Attacked Him
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Kari Lake Gives Master Class on Media Management and It Is to Steal 24 Election (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Disgruntled Vikings Defensive End: I Belong in a Store
—	1 Vote	Stacey Dash Posted a Craigslist Ad Looking for a Blissful Night's Sleep

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