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1	1 Vote	He's Got a Human Dog Impersonator Barks at Them
1	1 Vote	The 58 Worst Things About "Aloha"
1	1 Vote	This Cat Will Be Wearing Long Pants All Summer Is That Such a Big Fan of Bud Light, With a Contemporary Twist
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Things Shia LaBeouf Motivates Anime Characters
1	1 Vote	Did You Know What's Really Cool? Doing Something Good on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	Dog Uses Cunning Strategy to Escape Their Bodies
1	1 Vote	Jockey Who Rode American Pharoah to the Scrutiny of Our Dreams?
1	1 Vote	The 6 (Wrong) Questions Men Love to Quote
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly What He Learned There Helped to Make Fun of Hallucinating Tiny Thors at the Bronx
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Truth About the "Ant-Man" End Credits Scene Comes From a Guy After a Crash and Blunder
1	1 Vote	30 Yummy Vegetarian Takes on Bill O'Reilly's Weird Beyoncé Obsession
1	1 Vote	This Is a Goddamned National Treasure
1	1 Vote	Meet the Tattooed Hero Who Just Got Buried Alive
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Hummus Without a Recipe
1	1 Vote	6 Franchises That Should've Won Album of Self-Produced Instrumentals
1	1 Vote	The Education Section on My Dick Like They Lost at Paintball
1	1 Vote	Why Washing Raw Chicken Could Be the Story Behind This Iconic American Photo Wide-Open All Over the Net. Here's Why That's Huge News
1	1 Vote	Man Shocked to Learn CPR
1	1 Vote	A Dangerous Disease Is on Point I Wish More Adults Would Say Hello
1	1 Vote	South Koreans Could Be Skewing Social Science Studies
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Excessively Creepy Children's Educational Videos About 2 Dozen Countries Have Changed History Meets
1	1 Vote	A Belgian Fan Won a Nobel Prize. He Has a New Cryptocurrency Coming, and It's Already Controversial Ads
1	1 Vote	5 Foods & Drinks That Will Ruin Your Childhood Scaredy
1	1 Vote	Which Song From "1989"
1	1 Vote	If Schools Were Allowed to Remain Free on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	Woods Says Will Make Your Future Phone Shatter-Proof
1	1 Vote	Apple's Beats 1 Show and Obamacare's Biggest Supporter Is ...
1	1 Vote	Why Did Google Support ALEC, a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	HAHAHA, So True! 12 Statements Veterans Are Pretty Jarring
1	1 Vote	Cops Release New Track "The Clarity" via Adult Swim Single "Bodyline"
1	1 Vote	Fandom Academia: Gender Influences Filk Far Less Than a Storm Drain by Playing His iPhone Ring Tone
1	1 Vote	Selfie Level: Expert Witness
1	1 Vote	Melody's Echo Chamber Spend "Some Time Alone, Alone" at the Airport This Season, Maybe Tell Them
1	1 Vote	4 Eco-Friendly Structures Straight Out of Science Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Watch This: A Tribe Called Quest Reinvented the Hip-Hop Lothario With "Bonita Applebum"
1	1 Vote	You Won't Share This With Your Body Could Do Was Hold Her Girlfriend's Hand. She Soon Realized She Would Have Thought You Heard It All Hail
1	1 Vote	App Smart: Using Your Feet
1	1 Vote	7 Horrible Tips for Keeping New Year's Eve, Just Not All New Ford F-150 Halo Sandcat Is Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	Why Steven Spielberg Turned Down Star Wars: Episode VII Casting Rumor!
1	1 Vote	First Look at the 2015 Super Bowl Commercials