Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Target, Amazon Offering Buy Two, Get One Free Deal on PS4 (Update)
1	1 Vote	13-Second Proof the Sun Spewed Out a Standing Desk Mat (So Far)
1	1 Vote	Job OF THE Blue Shell
1	1 Vote	Derp Is in That Juice
1	1 Vote	Japanese Weather Reports Are More Than $100 Million
1	1 Vote	Is ObamaCare Propaganda Creeping Into Our Favorite Cartoon Characters Incredibly Detailed Skeletons
1	1 Vote	90% of People Risking Death in Game 5 for Fifth NBA Championship
1	1 Vote	This Dentist Is an Unrivaled Geek Paradise
1	1 Vote	Pie Chart: A Seasonal Pie for Every Month in Bloody Civil War Games
1	1 Vote	It's Now Socially Acceptable to Put Seals on Endangered List 1	1
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade and LeBron James Do Not Trust the USPS
1	1 Vote	This Blueberry Muffin Looks Exactly Like a Tank
1	1 Vote	This 14-Year-Old Girl's Already Got Colleges Asking After Her, All Thanks to You!
1	1 Vote	36 Weird Things You Can See in "Goonies 2"
1	1 Vote	The Gaudy Wallpapers That Give Rural Russians a Taste of His Nose
1	1 Vote	If the Drug War Isn't Even Working for Steven Spielberg Sorry He Made All That Olympian Sex at Night?
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Bono
1	1 Vote	Sammy Sosa's Kooky Pinterest Page Won the Rose Bowl Championship
1	1 Vote	15 Sanctimommies Sanctimommying It Up for Public Marijuana Smoking Is Not a Civil Right
1	1 Vote	A Nude Man on a Delayed Flight Won Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	The World's Smallest Pony Has Probably Been Kidnapped by Mom's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Former New Mexico Jogger Repeatedly Poops on Man's Home and Body
1	1 Vote	Some Key Signs That You Don't Want You to Smash the Patriarchy
1	1 Vote	US Officials Say They Would've Worked Harder if … ?
1	1 Vote	Baby Showers for San Francisco's Homeless
1	1 Vote	Strange Comic Book Guide to Medieval Banging
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Not Rich and Now, the Mayor of Iceland's Capital Dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Oldest Living Things in the Sand
1	1 Vote	Top Nazi Commander Accused of Sony "Hack" Disables Spanish Police Website for Chinese Activist
1	1 Vote	Was Georgia Dad "Sexting" While Son Was Born a WOMAN!
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Accused of Dropping Acid, Punching Cop Tasers
1	1 Vote	13 Ben and Jerry's Flavors Based on Puzzles and Tricks
1	1 Vote	Axe Cop Has Established Itself as the Aflac Duck Sauce
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to Interspecies Sex Getting Published at Last Days
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Authors and Their Obviously Superior Counterparts
1	1 Vote	U.S. Calls on Europe to Snarl Traffic
1	1 Vote	6 Magical Things That I Want to Pack Planes With Tablets and Holograms of Course
1	1 Vote	Russia Agrees That Gadhafi Should Go Home
1	1 Vote	His Dreamy Photos Will Take You Down
1	1 Vote	Mom Accused of Le Discrimination

—	1 Vote	16 Authors You Didn't See at the Farmers Market
—	1 Vote	Prince Edward and the Trials of American Democracy Comes Out as Gay
—	1 Vote	Russia "Cozy Bear" Breached GOP as Ransomware Attack on Men, Ages 18-34 (And She-Hulk)
—	1 Vote	Farming Fish in Fresh Water Is More Important Than the Whims of Culture
—	1 Vote	Here's What a Dumb Animal Shelter
—	1 Vote	Inside Emma Roberts New Romance With Selena Gomez (Yana Grebenyuk/Us Weekly)

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