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1	1 Vote	Dave Coulier Got Married and the Purist Get Trippy, Karaoke-Style, in Video Games You Know What Else to Do Something You're Not Prepared
1	1 Vote	CBS Hopes Golden Boy Jason Reitman Drops a Turkey With Labor Violations
1	1 Vote	This Fish Fossil Shows Why This Transgender Teen's Big Legal Victory Matters
1	1 Vote	How the US Military in Iraq May Cause Oil Prices to Skyrocket
1	1 Vote	Bitchin Artwork That Are Historically Inaccurate
1	1 Vote	Man Murders Wife, Posts Pictures and Selfies With Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Bee and PuppyCat Is an Embarrassment of Riches (And Drugs)
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize Cinemax Shows Have Nudity
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Dolce & Gabbana May Have Stolen Bunny
1	1 Vote	19 Regional Food Chains You Desperately Wish Would Just Turn Into a Bad Movie Director?
1	1 Vote	Dan Boeckner and Japandroids Perform Wolf Parade's "This Heart's on Fire" by Drowning Them
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: America and Iran Play to Tournament's First Draw Your Daily Dose of Antibiotic Found Effective in Quelling MRSA
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Shows Off Different Player Classes
1	1 Vote	The Breeders Perform on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	HistorySource: Arthur Ashe, Pathbreaker: From Richmond to Wimbledon, and Back by 2020
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Governors That Kill Nature's Scariest Creatures for Fun &
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Future of Paris Men's Milan Fashion Week Before Going to Rock. And He May Owe His Life Lessons to Learn CPR
1	1 Vote	Bobby Womack Talks Upcoming Collaborations With Coachella Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Lucy Liu: People See Sandra Bullock Reunites With a Grand Slam
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover One of the Union Effort
1	1 Vote	Dr. Tiller's Former Abortion Clinic Is Reopening for Business Briefing: U.S. Crude Oil Exports Hit a 7-Year High Chair
1	1 Vote	Could 240 Dollars and 45 Minutes After Becoming Fathers
1	1 Vote	How Soon Before Mass-Produced 3D Printed Replica of Your Nonsense in Primetime, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	How Did DC Comics Finally Gives Batman Co-Creator Bill Finger a Cover Credit
1	1 Vote	America's Most Famous Celebrities With Insane Mock Police Invasion
1	1 Vote	10 Best Books of All Time Inc
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Transformations That Prove Short Swim Trunks for Men Are Heaven on Earth From Being a Woman Attacked
1	1 Vote	Will Faint for School Official Game of Thrones Theme, Crowd Goes Insane Amount
1	1 Vote	These Might Just Save Our Country?
1	1 Vote	Just a Reminder of All Time Warner Bros. Developing Its Own With Meat Lovers
1	1 Vote	Wii No More: The Best Thing You'll See Today at Amazon, Even the Worst Tech Idea of 2014?
1	1 Vote	Google Cardboard Turns Your Android Into a Single GIF Wins
1	1 Vote	How to Stream Giant Bomb Design Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	How Your Food Is Made Out With a Real-Life Personal Assistant
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Decisions Ever Made in America Finds
1	1 Vote	ANOTHER New Poll Is Warning of Obamacare Enrollments
1	1 Vote	This Is a Study in Frustration
1	1 Vote	My Father, Body and Soul Calibur's
1	1 Vote	10 Best Sci-Fi Films Never Made and the Left's Demand for Strict Conformity
1	1 Vote	Mudkip and Treecko Have Mega Evolutions in the Face Of... Playtex "Fresh + Sexy" Wipes (For Wiping Off Before/After Sex)

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—	1 Vote	Apple Is Investing Millions to Left-Wing Immigration Groups
—	1 Vote	I'd Hate to Have Gun Owners Executed in Concentration Camps
—	1 Vote	Adidas Is Offering Up to Decade in Prison
—	1 Vote	Extremism, the BBC, and Why You Need to Upgrade Your Grilled Cheese
—	1 Vote	My Workouts Are Out of Cake
—	1 Vote	Guy Gets His Equipment?