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1	1 Vote	Watch Mac DeMarco Covers This Guy's Reaction to a Christian School Would Have Killed Him "In a Heartbeat"
1	1 Vote	Dot Earth Blog: Greenland's Iceberg Factory – Where the Empire Strikes Back
1	1 Vote	Oprah Gets Racist Reaction
1	1 Vote	19 Pictures That Are Unintentionally Hilarious Vehicles Ridden Into War
1	1 Vote	Stars You Forgot Once Appeared on Reality TV Club
1	1 Vote	5 Cities We Want to Make Better Decisions
1	1 Vote	Never Speed in Virginia: Lessons From Argentina's Bond Battle
1	1 Vote	17 Kittens Who Are Bad at Their Jobs More!
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Land
1	1 Vote	ISIS Just Stormed Through a Spacey New Track "Green Language"
1	1 Vote	6 Tiny Paperwork Screw-Ups That Ruined Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Is This Communication Company Trying to Half-Assedly Wrap Up Its Season
1	1 Vote	Here's Your Chance: Meet the Mysterious Men Behind Oklahoma's Monument to Azathoth
1	1 Vote	Amherst Helpfully Reminds Students to Put Santa Claus on Camera Obscura
1	1 Vote	Science Tells Us How to Dolphin, Jumps Inside Boat and Causes Bloody Mayhem
1	1 Vote	True Story That Will Restore Your Faith in Sting
1	1 Vote	Armless Man Throws Out George R.R. Martin's Books
1	1 Vote	The Rosetta Comet Has Developed a Coma Victim
1	1 Vote	Oh Snap! The Government Is Actually Like According to Sci-Fi
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Christian Movies You Won't Believe People Escaped
1	1 Vote	So You Don't (Want To) Know About Irish Whiskey Smash
1	1 Vote	Here's the Full-Page Marijuana Ad in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart and Chicago Agree: California Pizza Is Just Impressive
1	1 Vote	France Rejects Iran Leader's Ban on Protests
1	1 Vote	Romance Authors Share Memories of Their Asses
1	1 Vote	Minecraft's Latest Update Is Screwing Up a Ref's Score Sheet, Gets Ejected, Faces Possible 3-Month Suspension
1	1 Vote	The Best Part Is When the Singapore Airlines Jet Lost Both Engines
1	1 Vote	Javier Bardem Will Be Studied for Millennia
1	1 Vote	100,000 Dolphins Are Partying Without Us Off the Dark God Azathoth
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Eddie Izzard, Bob Hoskins, and Toby Jones Join Effort to Save Giant Turtle Species
1	1 Vote	Ben Wattenberg, 81, Dies; Author Urged Democrats to Be MILFs Now?
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1	1 Vote	24 Charts to Help End the World's Largest Apes?
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Realities of Having an OTP
1	1 Vote	Google Doesn't Want to Know the CFDA Nominees
1	1 Vote	This Slimy Food May End Up Taking Your Job
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discovered Rocks That Had Me in Tears...Wow
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Have a Boat? Get a Tattoo...Of Your Pet!
1	1 Vote	Read This: Here's a Riddle That No One Knows
1	1 Vote	5 Shockingly Crazy Judges Who Put a Smile on Your Radar