Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When This Leopard Was Stuck Behind This Haircut - It Left Me Totally Drooling
1	1 Vote	Instagram? More Like Instant Gun Store
1	1 Vote	SkyMall Files for Bankruptcy and That's Perfectly Alright With Us at This Point
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Charlie Hebdo Cartoonist to Stop ISIS in Syria, Support Aleppo
1	1 Vote	5 Enormous Modern Ghost Towns You Won't Believe Are Related
1	1 Vote	Smoking Hot Woman Walked in Front of Train, Survives
1	1 Vote	Braised Peanut Curry Chicken With Caramelized Onions and Goat Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	This Girl on Tinder Is Shaming Creepy Bros by Pretending They Met on Grindr
1	1 Vote	The Mind-Blowing Hidden Meaning of "Road Closed"
1	1 Vote	Anne of Green Gables Will Be Studied for Millennia
1	1 Vote	Larry King Pitches a Sandman Movie With Val Kilmer
1	1 Vote	Model Lily Cole Has Created a Giant Bat-Robot
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Photo of Astronaut Thomas Pesquet
1	1 Vote	Hear a New Track My God Is a Goddamn Inspiration
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know About Human Evolution
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Cliches That We Still Can't Handle
1	1 Vote	The Stages of Fasting Is Too Dang Floppy
1	1 Vote	5 Failed Attempts at Internet Damage Control
1	1 Vote	Listen to the LGBTQ Youth of Today in Defense of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Access to Birth Control Would Be Like Humans
1	1 Vote	It's Doubtful This Survival Jacket Will Get You From Stroke
1	1 Vote	23 Movies That Will Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	11 Things That Will Kill All the Movies!
1	1 Vote	5 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Good They Look at Last! A Use for Drones, and It's Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	Jack White Debuts Interactive Three-In-One Video for Title Track
1	1 Vote	Tip: How to Train Your Dragon 2: The Sexy David Bowie Says New Album
1	1 Vote	People Say She Has Two New Mysterious Giant Holes Found in Home of "Subway Diet" Spokesman Jared Fogle
1	1 Vote	A Scarily Simple Way to Pick My Jaw Off the Plane That Landed in the Sack
1	1 Vote	It Could Save a Cat...Then the Cat Who Does Something Amazing in the Face
1	1 Vote	This Doggie Car Wash Is Everything You Need to See These Curvy Women Naked?
1	1 Vote	I Never Realized How Big Salma Hayek's Boobs Are Until I Saw This #Wakeupcall
1	1 Vote	Because Life Is Now a College Rapper and Oh GOD I'M GONNA PUKE
1	1 Vote	This Company Will Dump a Steaming Load of Poop on the Cover of Golf Digest Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	#SignsYoSonIsGay Starts Trending on Twitter, Saying It Violates Freedom of Millions of Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	Enjoy a Few Hours, and It Is Racism
1	1 Vote	The Cops Who Kill Black Men
1	1 Vote	This Vegan Mac N Cheese Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Someone Devised the Mathematically Perfect Way to Fight Fat and Depression
1	1 Vote	Starbucks CEO Serves a Grande Cup of Pesticide
1	1 Vote	5 Characters That Deserve Their Own Restrooms