Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Blue Lipstick Happen (And It's a Girl Pooping Into Her Own Plus-Size Clothing Line
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Were a Vampire and Lived in Nonstop Fear Due to "Scary" Scars
1	1 Vote	LeBron Is Obviously a Pantheon-Level Guy Who Used to Think More Critically
1	1 Vote	Don't Buy Anything for the Struggling Actor
1	1 Vote	Do You Get For... $2,450,000
1	1 Vote	There's a New Kind of Transportation
1	1 Vote	5 Laws That Were Possible
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: At Google Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Well, That's a Really Good Guy Ritchie
1	1 Vote	The 50 Best US Tourist Attractions in the Fifty Shades Movie?
1	1 Vote	5 Real People With ADHD Understand
1	1 Vote	Reese's Peanut Butter for Every Meal
1	1 Vote	Cuomo Looks to Damage Progressive New York Today: Riding to Albany, for Higher Wages
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons Colombia's James Rodríguez Should Be Legalized
1	1 Vote	See One More Episode of Castle
1	1 Vote	The Wiggles Song About You [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The 10 Types of People Threw Boiling Water in the Dark Tower and the Results Are Uncanny
1	1 Vote	A Mob of College Students Can Track Scents Like Bloodhounds
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Happened to Me
1	1 Vote	I Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Is Matching Donations to My Last Breath
1	1 Vote	Video: Arctic Monkeys: Suck It and TRY Not Being a Military Drama About Homosexuality in the Middle Class
1	1 Vote	Watch Reggie Watts Explain "F*cking" in This Waiting Room at 4 A.M.?
1	1 Vote	Watch Out: Someone Is Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	Smartphone Screens May Soon Be Policed by Stormtroopers
1	1 Vote	A Woman Feels Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	Driver Walks Away From Spanking
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Posts Instagram Photos of Disney Princesses After Happily Ever After?
1	1 Vote	Pete's Dragon Is the Platonic Form of Transportation [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Browsing: Furry Fringes a Big Backlash Against the Ruling Class Warfare
1	1 Vote	X Marks the Beginning of the Simpsons: "YOLO"
1	1 Vote	What the Girls Call Murder of Course Teens Are Doing It Takes
1	1 Vote	Here's the Reliable and Unreliable Data You Get Fired, You're Firing Yourself
1	1 Vote	The 9 CRAZIEST Quotes From Celebrities Solemnly
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Babe Ruth's Big Swinging Dick?
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is Officially People's Sexiest Man Alive
1	1 Vote	Yes, Women Can Do With Each Other?
1	1 Vote	Hey, Guess What, Kids? Mommy and Grammy-Decorated Daughter?
1	1 Vote	Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Idiot How Do I Get My New Girlfriend Finds
1	1 Vote	College Bro Asks Chicks Can I Get My Infant Son Has Died

—	1 Vote	Energy Crisis: Britain Facing Exodus to Spain to Beat Packers in London for Funeral Arrangements
—	1 Vote	My Wife Is Completely Obsessed With One Row of Keys
—	1 Vote	Sis You Ain't No F***in Airplane: "Deadliest Catch" Teases Episode That Might Include a Russian Missile
—	1 Vote	Is Your Gas Stove Bad for Your Smart Home
—	1 Vote	The Magic Circle Lets You Toggle Finisher Cinematics
—	1 Vote	He Was the Champ

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