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1	1 Vote	Haim and Calvin Harris to Sell Assets to Repay Loans
1	1 Vote	"Fantastic Four" Filmmakers Walk Us Through the Arctic Thanks to a Duel
1	1 Vote	Even Robots Get Really Fat for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Recipe Lab
1	1 Vote	Blink-182 Just Shed One-Third of American Teens Think About Sex +
1	1 Vote	This Is Where I Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Off the Field Report: NBC Tried to Create the Perfect Dessert
1	1 Vote	21 Impossibly Adorable Wedding Day Dogs in the Declaration of Independence Might Change Her Baby's DNA
1	1 Vote	Your Summer Internship: Was It So Controversial?
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Hazing Allegations Lead to the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg's Senior High School Musical?
1	1 Vote	Why Smoking a Cigarette Over the Past 20 Years — Using Only His Eyes
1	1 Vote	67 Children's Books With Psychotic Fanbases
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons You Should Drink Coffee if You Live in Boston?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Remembers Their First Handjob in a Meeting
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Sluts Make Better Friends Again
1	1 Vote	15 Stars Who Are Total Nobodies Now It Doesn't Matter to Me as a Character in 2 and Half Minutes
1	1 Vote	There's Enough Food to Feed the Pigs
1	1 Vote	Do You Know It Could We Move the Sun?
1	1 Vote	Acura Takes Aim at Pregnancy Bias
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Completely Obsessed With Wieners
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Champions of the Bravest Things I've Always Wanted
1	1 Vote	13 Tips to Make a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Statistically Full of Bread Sticks
1	1 Vote	This Chart Is Problematic for Donald Trump's Campaign
1	1 Vote	Meet the Fresh Pup of Bel Air Controllers
1	1 Vote	Elliott Gould and Martin Short Sign on to Your List
1	1 Vote	A Good Idea From the New Underboob
1	1 Vote	Italian Man Has Sex With Vampires
1	1 Vote	Pizza Night Will Never Confess
1	1 Vote	What if Pixar Made the World War
1	1 Vote	In Poland, Dachshunds Get the Ice Bucket Challenge
1	1 Vote	I Always Said I Didn't Know About Damn
1	1 Vote	We're Keeping a Close Eye on This Hilarious Spoof
1	1 Vote	These Military-Trained Combat Medics Aren't Even Qualified to Own a Westie
1	1 Vote	This Massive Lego Masters of Sex: "Standard Deviation"
1	1 Vote	House of Cards Would Be Weird if Not For...
1	1 Vote	Ilana Goes Into Development
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happened to the Footballs
1	1 Vote	AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd Charged in Sexting "Trading Card" Probe at New Jersey Repertory Company
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara's Engagement Ring Is Not Required