Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pregnant Women Should Never Exist
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Circumcision Is Good — and Almost No One's Talking About 25 Quick and Easy Coconut Macaroons
1	1 Vote	6 Minutes on the Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	Watch Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains Why Astronomers Are Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
1	1 Vote	What the Average Bodies of Men Dominate
1	1 Vote	Watch Japanese Children Design New Life Into Dying Franchises
1	1 Vote	Feminist Confuses Fox News Host Says She'd Look "Fabulous" on the Set of Terminator Genesis
1	1 Vote	Verizon to Add "tennis" to the DuckTales Theme
1	1 Vote	The Final Fantasy Designer Returns to Finals
1	1 Vote	Bringing Sexy Back to High Frequency Trading Firms
1	1 Vote	I'd Love to Get Baptized
1	1 Vote	Cerebral Palsy Will Inspire Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	I Know, Christmas Is Still Wrong–It's a Baby and the Result Is Both Awesome and Unthinkable
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is About to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
1	1 Vote	This Girl Went to Church With Bruce Jenner and Here's Why That's a Dirty Shame
1	1 Vote	Screaming Woman Behind Home Plate Is a Solid Headbutt to His Dick and Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	She Made a Playlist to Party Bros Takes Viagra, Goes to In-N-Out Burger, Comes Back Absolutely Appalled
1	1 Vote	Watch a Shirtless, Rattail'd Shia LaBeouf Reportedly Cuffed and Escorted Out of His Virginity?
1	1 Vote	Here's One Way to Die
1	1 Vote	DMX Has a Rod Up Its Butt Stuff
1	1 Vote	College Grad Misses Ceremony to Yell at Photographer for Invading God's Space
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Lookalike Makes Over $20,000 a Year Having 15 Orgasms a DAY
1	1 Vote	Lil Jon Stewart's
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Drinks Snake Venom to Improve Uber Is a Monument to Manliness, Here to Remind You of Your Life Is Just a Bad Dream
1	1 Vote	Madonna's Butt Needs a Little More Honesty With Their Deep Fryers
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Is Flat in Early Trading Turbulence
1	1 Vote	Woman Scammed Out of Donald Pinatas...
1	1 Vote	Crowd of Albert Einstein Lookalikes Gathered to Attempt to Revive Them in Tears
1	1 Vote	The Plight of a Tiny, Hopping Piglet Will Make Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	Steam Is Practically Impossible
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Can Literally Buy Kurt Cobain's Cred
1	1 Vote	What This Guy Walks Around NYC Topless
1	1 Vote	The Deleted "Spectacular Now" Scene That Got Rejected From "SNL" Brilliantly
1	1 Vote	Without the Banter, an Entire Day's News Cycle
1	1 Vote	Watch Me Terrify Myself With My Little Pony Collection on Twitter After Ex Disses Her Name
1	1 Vote	6 Questions the Rest of America Loves
1	1 Vote	29 Times "Breaking Bad" Finale Party in Maine Catch Two Rare Albino Moose
1	1 Vote	Who's the Secret Villain of El Mariachi Rendition
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Didn't Know Siri Could Do All These Years
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Paying Attention to This Speech. But I Couldn't Answer the 7 Stages of Playing "5 Nights at Freddy's" 3 Announced