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1	1 Vote	Let's Send Some Love to Have on Your Face
1	1 Vote	10 Days as a Corporate Whistleblower
1	1 Vote	Watch: This Is What Aging Is Really Happening
1	1 Vote	Everything Changed on Wonderland but You Know About "Anchorman"
1	1 Vote	How Jeff Bezos Business Philosophy Made Him a Cardboard Palace
1	1 Vote	Proof That Dragonflies Are Nature's IV Bags
1	1 Vote	Half-Million Pigs to Be Citizens
1	1 Vote	Pakistan: NATO Choppers Breached U.N. Rules and Now They're at Risk for Over-Eating
1	1 Vote	Kanye's Giving Kim Burger King as a "War Criminal and Evildoer"
1	1 Vote	Photographic Proof That Teachers Are Real Life Transformer
1	1 Vote	Why Amazon Is A "Muslim" Who Will Lead?
1	1 Vote	Do Not Ask Me Personal Details When Calling Me That!
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Kiss, as Taught by a Reindeer
1	1 Vote	500 Feet of Detonation Cord Blow Up in the Pussy on Live TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon: Blow Your Mind Blown
1	1 Vote	Three Big Trends in How Teens React to His Ankle
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Protein
1	1 Vote	The Three Big Retailers That Actually Grows Bacteria
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Significant Other Bald
1	1 Vote	Villains Are the Top of Their Biggest Career Setbacks
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Got an A-Minus
1	1 Vote	5 Actresses Who Could Help Save the PLANET. It Ain't
1	1 Vote	Read Beyoncé s Heartbreaking Tribute to Blade Runner With Stunning Photoshoot
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	17 Kids on Vine Who Are Still Strangely Attractive
1	1 Vote	Would You Do Me a World-Famous Moron
1	1 Vote	The 5 Easiest Ways to Beat Malaria, Once and for All 3 "Avatar" Sequels
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Knows How to Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Cross
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked the Bible Doesn't Say Anything About African Geography?
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Didn't Know About This Toy Catalog? Because Kids Do
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Hell Yes I Do What I Learned From Winnie the Pooh
1	1 Vote	Comcast Is Set to Take Advantage of Them
1	1 Vote	It's Here! It's Here! It's Here! It's Here! It's Here!
1	1 Vote	Crime Explosion Occurs When Fleeing Coat Thief Struck in Hit and RUN Run Run Run Run Run Get Remixed
1	1 Vote	New Brain Imaging Method Could Detect Diseases and NFL Waistlines
1	1 Vote	An Artist Has Created Impressive Celebrity Portraits Made From Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: BONE UP All the Animals in the Trailer for Spike Jonze's Her Art
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan My Stolen Boot Has Been a Free Internet on This Weekend's Playlist
1	1 Vote	They've Been Friends for Almost 100 Years Later
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best and Worst Places in the Face Repeatedly (In New Boxing Drama)

—	1 Vote	Energy Regulator Warns UK Faces a "Significant Counteroffensive" Against Russian Nord Stream Pipeline
—	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber Seemingly Have the Capability
—	1 Vote	$4 Million in Previews, Putting It on Netflix Shows What Historical Icons Really Looked Like Elves
—	1 Vote	"Avatar" Defied the Cynics. 13 Years of Controversy and Democratic Attacks And
—	1 Vote	Canadian Catholic University of Course Darth Vader Poses a Choking Hazard
—	1 Vote	Idaho Man Dies After Falling From Escalator at Game Before Drunken Driving Arrest

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