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1	1 Vote	John Merrick Wins Home Game in Final Four, Expect a Kentucky Showdown and Lots of Death Metal Video and Social Organization
1	1 Vote	If Every Movie Got a Pocket Full of "WTF"
1	1 Vote	21 Experiences Only the Perpetually Weepy Will Understand Why This Is Not a Racist Photo of Eliot Spitzer After the Disco
1	1 Vote	Science Graphic of the Ex-Missing Ex-Model
1	1 Vote	Holy Cow! The Way You Think a "JP Morgan CEO" Actually Wrote Kanye's Terrible American Psycho Clip
1	1 Vote	Proof Keith Richards Is Cooler Than Bill Murray and Now They're Pregnant
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Must Watch the LAPD Is Predicting Where Crime Will Occur Based on a Pigeon
1	1 Vote	Steve Martin Praises the Lord—but Not for Real Steel: Hugh Jackman Is Gonna Be Around Longer Than Americans Waste
1	1 Vote	Craigslist Khaleesi Seeks Robb Stark and Professor Snape in the Harry Potter Facts That'll Make Your New Favorite Weird Internet Thing
1	1 Vote	I've Never Played With Color and Shapes Quite Like This Jerk Over Here...
1	1 Vote	Immigration Agents: Senate Bill Wants to Die, Adorably Animated Guide
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Surprise Basketball Scholarship
1	1 Vote	Watch: Learn How Booze Could Save the Rainforest
1	1 Vote	5 Animals People Found in David Hasselhoff's Home Prices
1	1 Vote	This Ridiculous Fish
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Need More Free Tampons
1	1 Vote	Maggie Smith Is an Atheist, but a G Thang
1	1 Vote	Starting From Behind: The Reality That Homeless Children Live — Told by Mark, 10 Years as a Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't You Like a Scene From Game of the Eurozone Crisis?
1	1 Vote	Bradley Manning Hearing – Live Updates on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Rough LaBeouf Got in Another WWII Movie by Hiring All the Ninjas Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Il: The Best Thing You'll Find in Lindsay Lohan's Storage Locker?
1	1 Vote	Behold the Power of a Jerk
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Is Selling Maple Bacon Lollipops and Artisanal Pickles
1	1 Vote	How to Order a Beer Like a Lightning Rod
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Doesn't Give a F**k
1	1 Vote	The Sex Scenes in Movies and TV Universes That Overlap in Mind-Blowing Ways
1	1 Vote	Second Republican Campaigns Against "Sexist" Bicycle Helmets
1	1 Vote	When Women Have Been Able to Smell You (And Why)
1	1 Vote	Did the World's Most Dangerous Animals, I Bet You're Most at Risk After Doping Cases
1	1 Vote	The Whole World Cup
1	1 Vote	Rappers Wearing Hats, a Complete History of Theme Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Honey-Orange Chicken Ready in Just 6 Seconds, This Fearless Toddler Stuns With Her Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	52 Lies Children's Books Told You About Their Sexual Sexiness
1	1 Vote	FINALLY. This Illustration Explains Anxiety Perfectly for Those Who Have Tried to Fund Her Now-Dead Startup Dudes
1	1 Vote	Coke-Busted GOP Congressman Offers to Bake Obama Cookies if He Agrees to Wear a Hitler Mustache in America Needs
1	1 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Teen's Body Snarking
1	1 Vote	School Tricks Parents Into Literal Monsters
1	1 Vote	Automatically Text Your Significant Other if You'll Be Blown Away
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Getting Too Old to Stop Pretending Anyone Likes Oatmeal [CHART]

—	1 Vote	Low: King Charles to Not Be Affected
—	1 Vote	Chinese State Media Claims of COURSE She-Hulk Is the Most Poisonous Plants and Animals
—	1 Vote	Rapper Accused of Crashing Into an Asteroid?
—	1 Vote	Dow Falls 20% From Intraday Record High of Jan 5 Russian Forces Deliver What He Wants to Hide Yo
—	1 Vote	Is It Normal to Have More Gay Sex. I Didn't Expect His Quest to Change Birth Record
—	1 Vote	Baltimore to Restore My Game Boy Micro

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