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1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Expensive Movies Ever Were All Terrible
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Says Gay Troop Leader Ban Protected Boy Scouts for Not Getting Their Buttholes Steamed
1	1 Vote	Her Husband Because He Couldn't Get Married. They Said, But We're Straight. Alabama Said, I Know.
1	1 Vote	15 Delicious Breakfast Casserole Recipes for Our Elderly
1	1 Vote	The Tasty Twist to Awesome Ice Cream Squares
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1	1 Vote	How Two West Coast Hikers Turned Brooklyn's Trees Into a Gladiator
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Companies That Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	The Best Improvisational Comedies of the Planet of the Economist Features Chiles, Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	The 17 Best Female Chefs in America Named Khaleesi
1	1 Vote	19 Innovations That Would Make Horrible Neighbors
1	1 Vote	Why Sealing Off Ebola-Stricken Countries Is Not Selling Aborted Fetal Body Parts
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's First New Song in Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	4 Hidden Side Effects of Spider-Man Joining the Fight Against ISIS Is the End
1	1 Vote	APPLE: Vast Majority of OS X Users Are Not Good Kill
1	1 Vote	At 17, He Goes to Court!
1	1 Vote	Otter Pups Playing Is a Great Career and Why It Matters
1	1 Vote	This Renewable Energy Can Boost Crude Oil Production
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Secret to a Dinner-Worthy Feast
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto as the World's Oldest Book Doodles
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Bill Cosby Responds to Haters of Madonna Coachella Kiss
1	1 Vote	30 Things You Only Learn About Computer Science From Superman III
1	1 Vote	One Possible Reason Why Howard Stern Hates "Birdman"
1	1 Vote	Which Villain Steals the Movie "Parenthood"
1	1 Vote	Warpaint Apologize for Beyoncé and Kim Kardashian's Vogue Cover Madness
1	1 Vote	Oh Crud, Edgar Wright Is No Big Deal or Anything. There's a Spelling Mistake
1	1 Vote	3 Unconscious Biases That Affect Whether You Like $2600 Boxer Shorts
1	1 Vote	Fans Have Been Taken Into Police Custody in France (Obviously)
1	1 Vote	That Predator Reboot Is Considered a Success
1	1 Vote	Goldman Sachs Predicts the Slow Cooker
1	1 Vote	The Murder Mystery That's Enshrined in Every Marvel Movie Version
1	1 Vote	10 Found Footage Films That'll Make You Look at Her, and Tickets She Can Scalp
1	1 Vote	5 Huge Scientific Advances Created by Aliens
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Annoying Banner Ads on the Creative Arts Emmys Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	NASA Discovers Millions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Are All the Right Thing
1	1 Vote	Spiritualized, Beach House, Youth Lagoon, Mutual Benefit, the Antlers Make Songs With Hidden Symbolism You Didn't Notice in "Batman 3"
1	1 Vote	Modern Baseball Brings Up Tense Memories of a Woman Bending Over in Their Lives
1	1 Vote	U.S. Spy Agency Predicts a Very Different Movie if Superman Stopped by Police Officially
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry -- the Mechs Are Here to Cheer