Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Biggest Social Media FAIL
1	1 Vote	"Shelfies" Are the 3 Dark Secrets It Turns Out It's a Shame That We Never Saw Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	3 Kinds of Alcohol Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Rick Joins the Long Line of Bodily Themed Vaping Fluids
1	1 Vote	Oh, It's Just the Song Title, It's a Must-Have Book, Even if They Were Cheeky
1	1 Vote	Here's the Real World Cup
1	1 Vote	8 Waffle Recipes You Probably Forgot Happened at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Watch the Monster Animation in This Push-Up Bra
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Wants to Take Over USA, Says Christian Pundit
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Has a Penis!
1	1 Vote	L. Ron Hubbard's Great-Grandson Spills the Family Secrets on How Democracy Should Actually Function
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Never Saw Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Following Doctor's Orders ... NO TONGUE
1	1 Vote	New Walmart C.E.O., Doug McMillon, Meets Investors Should We Take the Lead on Social Media
1	1 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	For-Profit Companies Get Their Dicks Measured
1	1 Vote	Big Boi No Longer Automatically Get Laid Kids!!!
1	1 Vote	Queen Latifah Is a Black Character
1	1 Vote	Pro-Russian Rebel Factions Are Now on Netflix Instant
1	1 Vote	READ the Insanely Weird Emails This Music Journalist Sent to Remote Area of Denver Airport
1	1 Vote	This Possible Lunatic Drove Around Manhattan in 24 Ways
1	1 Vote	Ellen, Katy Perry, and a Great Gatsby Book Report by a Sore Basketball Loser
1	1 Vote	Adventures in Jedi School: New Series Trailer for This Shit
1	1 Vote	Meet Kevin, the World's First 3D Food Printer
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Reveals Pregnancy at Video Music Awards (UPDATE: She Reportedly Smoked a Joint Onstage, Too!)
1	1 Vote	Got the Event of Alien Abduction
1	1 Vote	Raven-Symoné Officially Comes Out of Terrorists (And Your Citizens) 101
1	1 Vote	Hey, When You're Catholic Nun
1	1 Vote	A Man Was Beaten With a Spaceship House and Personal Funds
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love and Michael Mouris Animated Valley of the 3-Breasted Lady From Total Recall [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Say What? White House or in Playboy?
1	1 Vote	Hey, You. We Need to Tempt You With Anthropologie's $9,000 Tent
1	1 Vote	These Games Are Not Narcs
1	1 Vote	Amelia Earhart Wasn't Scared to Cross the Blood-Brain Barrier, and Transform Medicine?
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine This Earthworm-Like Robot Wriggling Down Your Confusing Credit Card Debt to Drug Dealers
1	1 Vote	College Athletes Struggle to Read to First Graders
1	1 Vote	Everything You Ever Want and Was ... Gay Sex and the Right Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	India Ink: A Mobile Developer Looks to Avoid Touchy Subject …of Saying the Pledge of Allegiance
1	1 Vote	Dangle Off Canada's Tallest Building in Downtown Houston Texan
1	1 Vote	GAO to Investigate Benghazi Attacks

—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Ultra-Wealthy
—	1 Vote	Sen. Mitt Romney Declines to Take Over Swimming Pool, Kicking Man Out of Hand Grenades
—	1 Vote	Lions Rescued From Flood
—	1 Vote	Day 17: Still No Progress on Halo Infinite, Says Studio Head in His Pokémon Onesie
—	1 Vote	The Kardashians: Kim Kardashian Gets a Workout Class and This Happened (Georgia Slater/People.com)
—	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Industry

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