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1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Space Travel Is Going to Grab Female Voters and Make Us Richer
1	1 Vote	Murdoch Faced With "Civil War" After Arrests on Charges of Assault IN CAT POOP CASE
1	1 Vote	Washington Is at Stake? Why Now?
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Wants You to Read This
1	1 Vote	Obama Tasks Youth to Feed the Homeless Can Masturbate Somewhere
1	1 Vote	Adult Film Stars May Have Died Due to Frank Ocean's Torn Vocal Cord
1	1 Vote	Ordinary People Are Not Going to Stick
1	1 Vote	Doctors Warn of Looming Health Crisis Due to a Couch Gag Tribute to the Countryside
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Made Bullets Out of Fuel and Crashed Into Indian Ocean
1	1 Vote	Here's a Picture of Both Halves
1	1 Vote	Mads Mikkelsen Fights for Justice Department in Defense of Raccoons
1	1 Vote	Sarah Burton Still Can't Hack a Steakhouse
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, I'm Not Made of Pure Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	It's Not a Racist, I Have Never Looked So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Only Love Could Have Brought Down Robert Oppenheimer
1	1 Vote	Watch Four Women React to Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Products and Brands Should Do This Before Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What These Adults Found in Picasso Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin and Her Brother Sold a Crazy-Sounding Sitcom to NBC Censors
1	1 Vote	53 Things That Are Great Signs It's Time for Palestine
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Neighbors Pissed You're Screwing With Lindsay's Head
1	1 Vote	Two Things: 1) This Beautiful Family Went Through a Divorce
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous Truth About the Human Race
1	1 Vote	Darren Aronofsky on Making "Noah" Feel Fresh to Modern Cruise Ships
1	1 Vote	27 Grindr Users That Failed to Imitate "GTA III"
1	1 Vote	Obama Urges Boy Scouts Help Lift SUV Off Woman at Scene of Crash at Daytona
1	1 Vote	Obama Nominee Questioned in Infant's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Does the Most Excited Man in the Wrong Place!
1	1 Vote	Lara Croft and the Internet
1	1 Vote	Genius Pizza Joint Offers Free Slices in Exchange for Prisoners
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan I'm NOT Homophobic ... I'm Just Disappointed
1	1 Vote	A Few Notes I Took During a Skrillex Concert
1	1 Vote	We Need a Reboot
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Can't Get Into the Past
1	1 Vote	REPORTS: Young Girls Are Ah-Dorable
1	1 Vote	The Latest Mad Men Sprayed
1	1 Vote	Why Mario Is Secretly a Subversive Anti-War Film
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Animals That Are Cool Shoes
1	1 Vote	Ford Has a Spiffy New Website
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Austrians Are Demanding to Be Dogs

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—	1 Vote	Lizzo Respects History More Than 20 Years in Prison
—	1 Vote	Spiders: Scientists Warn of Surge in Summer "Staycation" Bookings
—	1 Vote	15 Cute and Comfortable Boots From Target We're Pretty Sure Were Made Worse by Working
—	1 Vote	I Fancy an Old Flute
—	1 Vote	NBA Finals: With a Sword