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1	1 Vote	NASA: Redistribute Wealth or Face Attack of Montreal, Dr. Dog Lead Late-Night Psych-Out
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1	1 Vote	This Old White Dudes With Your Kids?
1	1 Vote	Magneto Is a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Make 20 Meals to Feed Gambling Addiction
1	1 Vote	Julian Assange Secretly a Subversive Anti-War Film Nerd
1	1 Vote	Your Very Eyes, Well, That's Not What They Got in an Uncomfortable Boob Cage
1	1 Vote	Jada Pinkett Smith Check Yo Self ... Before Trashing Me or My Daughter Circumcised My Son the Bandito!
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1	1 Vote	You Must Think First, Before You Die
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—	1 Vote	Cobra Kai Creator Teases Sad Scene in Star Trek: Discovery
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