Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

NASA's New Mars-Landing Technology Is Being Sold by an Expert What We Learned About in School Counselors

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by cobo4231
2015-07-25

2015-07-25

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    An Interviewer Asks An Expert What We Can Do To Stay Safer. Her Answer Is Not What I Expected.
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    NASA's New Mars-Landing Technology Is Almost Ready For Its Test Flight
    io9 io9
  • Read
    Smashes
    School Counselors Are Supposed To Want The Best For Their Students. That's Why This One Is Crying.
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    This Amazing Robot For The Home Is Being Sold By An MIT Professor Starting Today
    Business Insider Business Insider
  • Read
    Smashes
    This Doesn’t Sound Like The MLK I Learned About In School
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    Cellphone-intercepting 'Stingray' spy technology is being used in the UK
    Business Insider Business Insider

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account