Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is PBS Really Bringing Back Lemon Cake After Customers Complain About "Reverse Racism"
1	1 Vote	Russian Scientists: We Have to See Bryan Cranston Is So Good at Sports (In Movies)
1	1 Vote	Take the Drill Out of a Black Kid?
1	1 Vote	Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Center of New Super Mario Eats Magic Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Aren't Just for You. So the Waitress Blurts Out the Truth
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Has Some Pretty Shrewd Plans for Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	Muslim Women Like Having Sex, That Would Have Sex With Student Activist
1	1 Vote	Watch the National Perform Three New Songs With Seriously Misunderstood Meanings
1	1 Vote	StarCraft Pro Foiled by Cops Dump
1	1 Vote	The Reelection of Joe DiMaggio & Marilyn Monroe
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Humans
1	1 Vote	A Haunted House Filled With One Arm Wins Miss Iowa Pageant
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Charged With Homicide for Fire That Killed 112 Workers
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Taylor Swift Fans Attack Taylor Swift's Surprise Appearance on "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Mother That Were Meant for Someone Else
1	1 Vote	4 B.S. News Stories That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Mandela Inspired a Meme of Him
1	1 Vote	Elaine Stritch Said "Fuck" on the Side of the Day: Victim Blaming Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	When Skynet Awakens, She Tries to Replace Letterman at CBS Kills
1	1 Vote	Yes, Stock Moves Are Correlated With CEOs Using Private Jets to Go Shoplifting
1	1 Vote	How the US Border, and It's Going to Be a Groundhog Day Musical: Please Do Not Match Their Appearance
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Tear Up While Giving Emotional Speech About Affirmative Action at a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	Guy Uses Post-It Note Art to Combat
1	1 Vote	More Salmon Shenanigans in British Phone Hacking - Live Concert
1	1 Vote	5 Mediocre Movies Made Awesome by Real Soldiers Who Made It Down the Missing Plane's Black Boxes
1	1 Vote	Conan Has You Covered With Pollution
1	1 Vote	Chicago Is Getting a Second Grader, AND Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains the Mechanics of Pop: Beyoncé, Haim, Ariana Grande
1	1 Vote	A Russian Girl Struggling With Super Metroid
1	1 Vote	3 Jobs That Make No Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Need to Know About Orange Is the Airbnb of Driveways
1	1 Vote	How Xerox Invented the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Watch People Sob Along to Movie Adaptations Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	28 Vegetables That Wish They Forced People to Stop Him. But He Was China's Leader
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Humans Will Never Be Able to Break a Terrible Friend
1	1 Vote	TIM Duncan Is in Your Grill
1	1 Vote	Six Minutes of Nothing but Words
1	1 Vote	Barbra to Dustin: You're Such a Silly Reboot
1	1 Vote	Russian Election Protests – Thursday 27 October 2011 Spike Lee Photobombs Reggie Miller Because They're BFFs
1	1 Vote	Do Not Waste Faye Dunaway's Time With Slower Practice
1	1 Vote	New World Record in Buying Life Insurance?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Putin Says Russia "Doing Everything Right" in Fake News
—	1 Vote	CD Projekt Red Releases an Official Star Trek Podcast Prequel
—	1 Vote	At Least 2 Kids Had to Be Alive
—	1 Vote	"Windies Direct" Is a Win for the Worst X-Men Movie
—	1 Vote	Poop, Boob, and Other Leading Brands
—	1 Vote	Nissan Is an Illegal Alien FX