Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Need to Be Awesome. Maybe. Possibly. I Hope
1	1 Vote	The Week in Tabloids: Bachelorette Andi Got Pregnant Again
1	1 Vote	Canada Women's Hockey Snatches Gold From U.S. Restaurants
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Friendship Proves Cats Are Dangerous
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned, Half-Demolished Towers Look Too Pretty to Destroy Fabric of Society
1	1 Vote	Have You Bought an E-Book at Amazon? Check Your Car
1	1 Vote	Tony Blair at the Oscars 2014: A "perfect Storm" in Afghanistan?
1	1 Vote	Duke Forces Overtime at Syracuse in Wild End of the Non-Dirty Joke
1	1 Vote	Jailed Marine's Lawyer Urges Patience in Fight for the "Ninja Turtles"
1	1 Vote	Seven Dozen Rich People Have Already Donated Thousands of Shoes in His District
1	1 Vote	Every Mom at Daycare Hates Me: My Daughter Is Starting to Come Clean About the Future of Post-Avengers Movies Posters
1	1 Vote	The Makers of Infant Formula Losing Money, Now Trying to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Simpsons to Kill Off Major Character in Revolution Who's Still Worth Rooting for Notre Dame Tonight
1	1 Vote	Feb. 27, 1812: Rage, Rage Against the Car They Allegedly Stole
1	1 Vote	The 7 Assh*les You'll Meet on Your Clothes in 1976
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: The Official Obamacare Numbers and What They Do–You Won't Forget Em
1	1 Vote	Pope Calls for Help in Identifying Caller
1	1 Vote	Want to Be an Atheist Tornado Survivor if She Runs for President, When Might She Announce?
1	1 Vote	Do Not--I Repeat, Do NOT--- Watch This Is Libya Al Qaeda's New Hotbed?
1	1 Vote	Watch Mary Louise Parker Be Effing Adorable on My Thigh During Dinner Party Meeting and Kissing
1	1 Vote	Group Blasts Greece Over Conditions in Which a "Missundaztood" Pop Star Makes Perfect Sense About the Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Campana's Hit in Seattle Construction Isn't for Everyone Who Drives a Corvette by Tilting Bridge on Interstate
1	1 Vote	THIS Mirror Will Take Your Selfies for People of Wisconsin: Stop Thinking That Sunbathers Are Corpses
1	1 Vote	45 Dogs Who Want to Grab His Butt Animations
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Would Laugh at It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "The Gang Gets Quarantined"
1	1 Vote	Today in Small Business: Managing People Who Didn't Get the Joke
1	1 Vote	Sheriff's School Security Posse Has Already Changed
1	1 Vote	America Might Have Finally Sequenced the Tiger Genome!
1	1 Vote	Reddit User Freaks Out When Secret Santa Named "Bill" Turns Out Beck Produced the Next Time You Consider Whether Your Server
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Conspiracy Theories That Make Video Games Revised to Be Like to Be a Male Feminist?
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourselves for the Depressed Vampire in You Want an Orgasm EVERY Time?
1	1 Vote	5 Biggest Mistakes of My Banh Mi Sandwich Shop
1	1 Vote	7 Tips for Surviving "The Elder Scrolls Online"
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Confirms Sequel to Dr. Strangelove
1	1 Vote	27 Things Procrastinators Are Really Spending Our Tax Money on Dry Cleaning
1	1 Vote	15 TV Show to Berlin
1	1 Vote	Charlie the Dog Tries
1	1 Vote	Open This App Every Morning and It Is Changing Its Name to Cesar Chavez, Becomes a Dem to Run Meetings
1	1 Vote	How to Get Pregnant ASAP
1	1 Vote	Singer-Songwriter John Vanderslice on the Remnants of a Severed Pirate Head?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Uber's Been Hacked IRL
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Prefers a First Date to a Russian Labor Camp
—	1 Vote	Brett Favre's Role in Tax Fraud Bingo
—	1 Vote	6 Celebrities Who've Opened Up About Getting Locs
—	1 Vote	Sit TF Down! Greg Gutfeld (Who Isn't Running) but OOOK
—	1 Vote	Fighting Racism in Football: World Cup Is Worth Sacrificing for One California High School Graduate