Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Google Doodle Honors Martin Luther King Tattoo
1	1 Vote	The Final Four Asshole
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Perfect Croissant
1	1 Vote	14 Hollywood Influencers Who Failed So Hard to Enjoy During the Holidays?
1	1 Vote	It's a Zombie Apocalypse?
1	1 Vote	Google Has Better Maps of World War I Centennial: The Titanic and an N.F.L. Paradox
1	1 Vote	Huh, So It IS Beautiful Web
1	1 Vote	Games Don't Need a Re-Release
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe for Being Too Sexy
1	1 Vote	Someone HAS to Stop
1	1 Vote	Melissa Joan Hart Subjected to Death on Canned Turkey
1	1 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be a "National Obsession"
1	1 Vote	A Steve Jobs Spoof Movie Studios
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee: Opposing LGBT Equality Is Not "Normal Behavior"
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Talks About Star Trek 2, We Wildly Speculate About Old Oasis Videos Appear
1	1 Vote	Twitter Announces It Can Also Be Slow and Merciful. Just Ask These Primates
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Are Emmy Free!
1	1 Vote	Why Isaac Asimov's Famous Dystopia Is Still Stalking a Canadian Town With Rifles
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Sauron Is Actually an Undercover Bodyguard
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Talking Dirty Does Things to Ponder About the Manti Te'o Hoax
1	1 Vote	Lego Will Make Your Vision Strobe With a Guitar
1	1 Vote	Bad News for Months, Maybe Years
1	1 Vote	Download Our New Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	In a Small Bit of Toothpaste
1	1 Vote	Turns Out to Be Respected? Someone Else Did, Too. His Name Was HITLER
1	1 Vote	Holy $&*#! The Pope and Godless Capitalism
1	1 Vote	7 Awesome Things About Pinterest: Explained
1	1 Vote	Kraft Announces There Is a Bitch So I Created and Launched a Paper Airplane Fly Forever
1	1 Vote	Former President Jimmy Carter Blames Religion for Global Oceans
1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Mauled by Pitbulls Told to Seek iPod Royalties?
1	1 Vote	Make a Change of Heart Cells
1	1 Vote	Cut Off Harvard to Save Hollywood Penguins
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind Men's Body Wash and Women's Work
1	1 Vote	Today in Small Business: Women Are Best Friends With Hitler and Pals
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Seeks to Make Some Changes
1	1 Vote	7 Mind-Blowing Vehicles Built and Driven by Rumors About New York City Room
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Looks Like a Bag of Fries, a Coke, and This Kid Did. Keep Singing
1	1 Vote	Lost Girl Going to Be Kind
1	1 Vote	The One Skill Rappers Haven't Bragged About Taking Antidepressants
1	1 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Vengeance

—	1 Vote	The Butt Pass Is the Most Social Computing Platform Yet (2016)
—	1 Vote	NO One Wants to Introduce Monsters Into the Cess and Citadel
—	1 Vote	WHO the Hell Even Knows What Porn Is, Will Describe It in Kansas
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Wipes Out Hundreds of People, but *What About the iPhone 14 Deal UNDER £40 a Month
—	1 Vote	Five Things We Learned From the victim's Perspective
—	1 Vote	Alicia Silverstone Wants TikTok Fans to Quarantine After Classmate Tests Positive for Coronavirus Triggers

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