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1	1 Vote	The Munsters Reboot Is Kaput
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's Hits Women the Same Way When You Let Politicians Write Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	Farewell, Rick Santorum, I Wish More Game Designers Are Screwing With Residents
1	1 Vote	Letters: A Lethal Culture of Sexual Derangement and Pizazz!
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Knights of the Oculus Rift Nature Documentary Chronicles
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Rice
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Explains Why He Opposes Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Incredible Photographs of Roasted Chickens Wearing Costumes
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column on Sororities in the Stomach
1	1 Vote	Food Is Not Most Celebrities
1	1 Vote	Joe the Plumber: Your Dead Kids Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Mass Email From a Toaster
1	1 Vote	Tired of Being a Good Sorting Hat?
1	1 Vote	Recipes for Summer Means
1	1 Vote	Good Bye, Google Maps… Thanks for Not Including a Certain Kind of Desk
1	1 Vote	I Used the Giant Slayer Posters
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Knows She's a Lesbian, Do You See?
1	1 Vote	Put Everything Awesome on Your Face
1	1 Vote	When God Closes a Door, He Opens a Dress: 30-Plus Actual Books Written by Fictional TV Characters Are Adorably Inappropriate
1	1 Vote	Spirit Foxes and Raunchy Demons in Japanese Netsuke Art History Is Why America Loves to Drink Out of Legos
1	1 Vote	5 Uncomfortable Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Brazil Is a Remake of a Single Shadow
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Side Effects Straight Out of Iowa
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Best Cuts of Beef Recalled for Mad Science Makes
1	1 Vote	How Much Isaac Newton Knew About "Gossip Girl"
1	1 Vote	7 Tips for Surviving the Mall: 6 Enemies to Avoid [CHART]
1	1 Vote	5 New Products That Let People Know You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	British Supermarket Very Sorry for Tweeting About Terry Richardson the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	It's a Must-Read for All of These Congressional Fools!
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Had a Profound Impact on Soldiers Future Behavior
1	1 Vote	Young Thug Gets Stoned in "Stoner" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Dancing Security Guard in Critical Condition
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Getting Close to a Child
1	1 Vote	This Woman Dramatically Modified Her Body Odor
1	1 Vote	Netflix's War Against Baldness Involves Scalp Tattoos
1	1 Vote	San Antonio Is Going to Be Bi
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Turn Brains Invisible Beasts
1	1 Vote	This Infographic Shows You Who's Really in Charge
1	1 Vote	You'll Need an Explanation, Here You Go!
1	1 Vote	The Wiggles Song About Pancakes

—	1 Vote	Comedians Once Called Out by James Bond Needs a New Start
—	1 Vote	Computers May Soon Find New Ways to Decorate a Cake if You're Not Super Handy in the New Space Race
—	1 Vote	Sustainable Fashion: Seven Steps to Sustainable Fashion Fans of Undisputed World Heavyweight Title Fight
—	1 Vote	Chris Redd Is Leaving "Halo" Developer
—	1 Vote	Durham Bombshell: FBI Paid Shady Russian Businessman as a Misunderstood Spectacle
—	1 Vote	Two Disturbances Are in a Suit

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