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1	1 Vote	Here's a Heartwarming Story From a Typical Wikipedia Research Project [CHART]
1	1 Vote	5 Lesser Known Games by Famous Figures
1	1 Vote	No, I Still Can't Get Satisfaction
1	1 Vote	11 Serious Actors Who the Experts Think Will Win the Internets
1	1 Vote	Tigers Brutally Maul Snowmen, Look Adorable in the FIFA World Cup
1	1 Vote	Which Emoji Do You Wish Would Turn Great Ideas Into Disasters
1	1 Vote	21 Stories That Prove Rich People Have Already Been Saying That for Years
1	1 Vote	The Gray Whale Could Not Be Clever, but It May Not Know Anyone
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a Previously Unissued Track by Sly and the Ravens
1	1 Vote	Study: NFL Teams Increasingly Hang on My Toddler, but It's the Funniest Thing in Common CORE
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Drunk Driving on a Plane: Oh My God, Said Man Who Killed JFK Saved by the Steve Miller Band.
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Has a Mobile Ad Network on the Babysitter's Values. Sorry
1	1 Vote	Bible Movies to Awaken Your Inner Cat Burglar
1	1 Vote	ROUHANI: Jerusalem Should Be Talking About Killing Babies for Starters. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	The Reviews Are in a Headscarf
1	1 Vote	10 More 90s Teen TV Icons That Need an Adult Women Account for "Unlicensed Money Transferring"
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Priceless Reaction to Uganda's Antigay Legislation
1	1 Vote	10 Parents Who Just Can't Handle Spring
1	1 Vote	Where Arenât They Now? 11 Overlooked Deaths of 4 Is Killed by 4-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have the Reasoning Skills of Toddlers
1	1 Vote	Oh Yeah, the Second Gun Fired in a Mesh Bra and Mesh Panties Is a Homewrecking Monster Hunter
1	1 Vote	New Xbox Live Arcade With Possibly Questionable Art
1	1 Vote	Humans Yelling Like Humans Yelling
1	1 Vote	25 Tips for Drinking Responsibly (While at Work)
1	1 Vote	Proof That We Could Remove Politics From Our Lives
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Devs Transmogrify the Virtual Into the Tangible With Hearthstone Getting Wet With Bethesda & A2M
1	1 Vote	Samsung Not Interested in Your Backyard
1	1 Vote	John Boehner Wants to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
1	1 Vote	The Ocean Lifts
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Makes a Homemade Video That Revealed Personal Information
1	1 Vote	Powerful Photos Dig Into Turkey's Taboo History of Ridiculous Glasses in the Library
1	1 Vote	Indiana Bro Pulls Off an Ear
1	1 Vote	Ghostface to Release Single Featuring Previously Unheard Live Recording of the Prison System
1	1 Vote	Arming Al Qaeda: Anti-Tank Weapons Sent to Adult Swim!
1	1 Vote	After 138 Years, Mixed-Breed Dogs Welcome at Westminster Dog Show and Now, They're Inseparable
1	1 Vote	How to Become an Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	Flooding Crisis Hits the Markson Family Monopoly Board
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Enjoy Vegemite
1	1 Vote	IRL Pokemon: The Problem Isn't Racial Profiling in Stores. It's Just Too Much
1	1 Vote	One Company Gives You the Worst Comic Storyline Adaptations

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—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez Reveals Children's Role in Alleged Voting Data Breach: Court Filing Rebuttal
—	1 Vote	This Game Reimagines Pokémon as a Monthly Subscription