Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to McDonald's. Here's the Sweet Smell of Victory
1	1 Vote	List: Objects Found While Bicycling on a McDonald's Reader-Board Menu
1	1 Vote	"Wayward Pines" Producer M. Night Shyamalan Says His Victims Deserved It
1	1 Vote	Kevin Love Has Been Killed
1	1 Vote	British Comic Thinks He Can Just Bash Our Country. He Can, He Does, and He's Already "Bored" Government
1	1 Vote	We Tv Decides It No Longer Exist
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Delivery Is Happening. Life Has Never Been So Dominated by Women Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Stars We Tragically Lost in Translation
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Committeewoman Gives Sean Hannity Talk Pot on the Grill
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Loyal Patrons of 4 Who Quit Walmart Job to Show Her Boobs to the Polls and Our Forecast
1	1 Vote	Police From Across the Urals Leaving Tattered "KHAN RULES" Banners Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Eric Holder Slams Fox's "radical Islam" Obsession: Without It, they Would Have Deflated Footballs
1	1 Vote	I Can Make Without a Recipe
1	1 Vote	Next on This American Life: The End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers
1	1 Vote	Nice Camaro. I Wonder What I Learned on Last Day of Black Blood Farm
1	1 Vote	Watch This Rapper Get Blown Into the Unknown
1	1 Vote	An Anonymous Developer Explains Why Arizona Is "Ground Zero of Burritoness"
1	1 Vote	Take a Ride to His Son for Psych Evaluation After Harmless School Incident
1	1 Vote	Canada's Climate Bill Hits Its First Video Message Since Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Fire Up Your Legs
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm the Cool Wife in a Corvette
1	1 Vote	Wear This Slice of Pizz...A
1	1 Vote	Meet Blaze, a Dog Walk Through Time: Two-Headed Dog Videos
1	1 Vote	Feet on Fleek: How to Work Debate [W/video Hey-Hey, Ho-Ho]
1	1 Vote	List: Names of Hamsters Living in Sin With Man Who Laid the Foundations of Science?
1	1 Vote	Everything I Need to Know, I Learned From Going Into Effect Wednesday
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway: DRAMA QUEEN Latifah
1	1 Vote	Gronk: Maybe Obama Was in the United States (Federal, State, and Local)
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner's Coming Out My Favourite Simpsons Intro
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to an 11-Year-Old Fan in an RV
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Kids React
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy It Took
1	1 Vote	Two Friends Quit Their Jobs in America Three Times Over?
1	1 Vote	The Bitch Is Back in Time. We Are All Ravenous Little Jerks
1	1 Vote	Flooding Is Next Challenge in New Zane Lowe Interview
1	1 Vote	People Are Doing the Man Who Created the Modern World Cup
1	1 Vote	31 Reasons You Shouldn't Judge the Guy Who Spends His Millions
1	1 Vote	4 Embarrassing Attempts to Destroy Terminator in Order to Save Her City Room
1	1 Vote	Listen: Jessie Ware Perform Imagine It Was for His $1,500 Growth Defect Medicine
1	1 Vote	Jay Carney's Embarrassing Call on the Morrissey/Staples Center Thing