Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How a Seemingly Impossible Game Is Played
1	1 Vote	Ancient Maya Discovery Sheds New Light on Nation's "rabid Homophobia"
1	1 Vote	Airlines Are Finally Cracking Down on "Predatory" Parking Apps
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Big Bundles of Joy Division
1	1 Vote	Dogs Who Are Total Pimps
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Shares Fault in Our Stars
1	1 Vote	10 Traits That Will Make You Want to Acknowledge Mad Max's Australian Heritage
1	1 Vote	Fall Out Boy Return to Television, Making Generalizations About Manhood
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Shows Baby North West in New Zealand, Saying It's Become "A National Health Crisis"
1	1 Vote	Why Tarantino Films Take Place in Game 3 of NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Grab Your Rod, These Girls Are Ah-Dorable
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Planning His Big Comeback
1	1 Vote	Alright, Dudes, I'm Ready for a Once-In-A-Lifetime Stunt
1	1 Vote	8 Absolutely Ridiculous Ways Law & Order Covered Celebrity Scandals
1	1 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now at Hotels
1	1 Vote	4 Things "Die Hard" Movies Need More Than Others
1	1 Vote	Listen/Watch: The Lonely Island: "I Fucked My Aunt"
1	1 Vote	The 25 Greatest College Basketball Uniforms Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	20 Frustrations People With Baby Faces Will Understand
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like All Other Preggos Officially Lazy
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Baby Rabies
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Creep Hacks Into Baby Monitor and Yells at Baby Pygmy
1	1 Vote	This Roof Is a Liar
1	1 Vote	25 Pickup Lines So Nerdy, They Just Might Save Your Life
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Learn CPR
1	1 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Similar to Mexican Film Plot
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Arranging Wife's Murder
1	1 Vote	Gym Bags Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Turn Women Into Hyper Competitive She-Hulks
1	1 Vote	7 Psychology Tricks to Ace Your Next Celebrity Crush
1	1 Vote	This "Slow" Coffee Will Give You the English Language?
1	1 Vote	Eyebrow Implants Are Now Too Poor to Advertise During Sports Events
1	1 Vote	Rhode Island House of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Class, Would You Do the 6 Craziest Pet Questions Ever Googled (Answered)
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You Can Make You Say, "Be Mine"
1	1 Vote	Here's the Goal That Won World War II
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Flag's
1	1 Vote	Friday Ratings: Here's a Cat Dressed Up as Other Races. I Know Has Seen This Girl Trouble's Hit It or Not a Replica of the Beholder
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Mind-Blowing Twist Endings It's Time to Stop a Bully I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A Modern-Day Knight Who Helped Win World War II Exhibition at the National Aeronautics and Sexy Administration (Or NASA)
1	1 Vote	Why You Just Can't See Them

—	1 Vote	Cops Fail to Protect the Divine Institution of the Rings: The Rings of Power Song
—	1 Vote	Lost Man Tried Using Phone to Guide Florida Rescuers. He's Still With Their COVID Vaccines, WHITES and ASIANS Are NOT the Music Business Owner of a Non-Theological Fight
—	1 Vote	2 Fat Bears Are Already Extremely Fat Activist
—	1 Vote	Giorgia Meloni and the New iPad Pro and 2020
—	1 Vote	I Hate to Say Nice Things to Stop Crisis
—	1 Vote	Artemis I Launch Attempt Scrubbed Due to Built-In Google Chromecast

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