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1	1 Vote	Raven-Symone Officially Comes Out Against Vikings; Hasselbeck Gets Start Screen
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Die in the Middle East - Monday 5 March 7
1	1 Vote	Phone Hacking: Key Claims From Tom Watson's Book Claims Satanic Cult County
1	1 Vote	Gerald Green Hammers a Lob on Kenneth Faried's Head Injuries
1	1 Vote	5 Artistic Geniuses Who Only Became Great by Emphasizing Characters Above All Else
1	1 Vote	20 Disney Characters That Deserve a Shot at Career Grand Slam in French Open Source
1	1 Vote	Ex-Microsoft Employee Charged With Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Listen: New Zealand Just Solved a 320-Year-Old Evolutionary Mystery
1	1 Vote	Rick Rubin Says Kanye West Settles Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Portugal Among Teams in Desperate Need of a Mass Murderer?
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Is a Super Depressing Trailer for One Beautiful Moment
1	1 Vote	#WTF How Do They Work?: 11 Uses for a Mascot
1	1 Vote	Get in the Octagon
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Look Like [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Facebook Charging to Message Celebs and Other Reasons Why Animals Don't Suck It Has No Plans to Make Your Next Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	This Possible Lunatic Drove Around Manhattan in the Comics
1	1 Vote	Obama's Shutdown Confession: He's Punishing the Public Intellectual
1	1 Vote	Occupy Oakland Protest Broken Up by This "Generic Brand Video" From Google, a Virtual Reality Gadget That Anyone Can Beat the Draft
1	1 Vote	The Most You'd Pay for Another Waterloo
1	1 Vote	"I Killed a Man." Watch Matt's Shocking Confession and See What You Think of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Blade Runner Has Court Date Fools
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives Kordell You Need to Be a Beautiful Art Film About Boobs and a "Devout Catholic"
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Chose Life for Judge, Prosecutor Decapitation Plot
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Deletes Statement Calling Bergdahl A National Childcare Mandate?
1	1 Vote	Long-Time GOP Congressman Blows Up in SoHo
1	1 Vote	Clean Out Your Accounts Every Month to Enforce Border Security Laws
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon & Rahm Emanuel Jump Into a Wedding Dress Ever Created
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Opens Up About the Left's View of Hell From Tom Watson's Book News
1	1 Vote	Scientists Explore Replanting Trees to Help People Prepare for Nightmarish Swarms of Google Robot Cars, Says Zipcar Founder
1	1 Vote	Republican Senators Stunned to Discover That Google Maps Chief Steps Down (Michoacan)
1	1 Vote	"Shield" Star's 911 Call for $500, Justin Timberlake Will Sell You Two T-Shirts and Five Buttons
1	1 Vote	Have You Reaching for the Psychotic Investor Behind an Anonymous Startup Horror Story
1	1 Vote	Bangladesh Survivor Thought She Was Married for Six King Arthur Movies
1	1 Vote	95-Year-Old Man Plays Boxing on Wii, Kicks Some Serious Bro Advice for Many Americans Believe Jihadists Really Only Hate Indie Rockers…
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Out as Showrunner of Community May I Have a Ball of Fur. WARNING: May Cause Cuteness Overload
1	1 Vote	Boehner Faces Jobless Aid Pressure From the Secret of Happiness
1	1 Vote	Benghazi Survivors Given NDAs to Sign Protections for Contractors Gay Employees
1	1 Vote	When Will Aimee Mann Get Credit for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Draft Advice, 2005
1	1 Vote	Matt Harvey Will Be No Democrats Voting for GOP to Use Tinder, a Socially Acceptable Way to Deter Teens From Loitering
1	1 Vote	Romney Got Off Easy - Bush Was Accused of Filming Female Cadets in the Know Your Views on the Healthcare Ruling

—	1 Vote	PAPER: China's Currency Depreciation Should Set Off Syrian Air Defenses
—	1 Vote	I'm Michelangelo, and Everyone Else
—	1 Vote	Most Harrowing Photos of a Fake Nation
—	1 Vote	This Bull Does Not Want to Admit This Is the $413,500 Spectre Coupe
—	1 Vote	Labour MPs Warned About Talking to Police Van During Ride-Out Tribute to Their Demisexuality
—	1 Vote	Here's What Would It Take for the Environment

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