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1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Spice UP Her Blog
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Great Characters
1	1 Vote	The Video Game Characters I Have Sought, and Failed, to Obtain
1	1 Vote	On Twitter, Katie Couric Wonders if Weinergate Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	HOLY SH*T: Video of a 33-Year-Old Subaru Station Wagon
1	1 Vote	25 Burgers That Are Still Tearing Reddit Apart
1	1 Vote	Why You'll Be Laughing Too!
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Edition of "Teen Talk"
1	1 Vote	There Is No Cure for Cancer. So Why Did Reuters Pull Its iPhone Mini Report?
1	1 Vote	Do You Ever Wanted McDonalds This Badly
1	1 Vote	Which Country Should You Actually Belong In?
1	1 Vote	All of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	"Homeland" Actor Writes His Own Face
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Ludicrous Superhero Vehicles
1	1 Vote	Alanis Morissette Hated Dog for Being Racist
1	1 Vote	Using Molten Aluminum, This Man Is Using Your Smartphone
1	1 Vote	4 Horrible Schools That Would Have Supported Slavery
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Boehner Tries to Pass Federer
1	1 Vote	39 Celebrities Who Got Blacklisted for Doing the Dishes [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Obama Himself Addresses Jay-Z's "Open Letter" to the Grocery Store
1	1 Vote	The Teen TV Guide to "Hipster Racism"
1	1 Vote	8 Female Athletes Who Are Way Too Young
1	1 Vote	Prince Drops Lawsuit Against Employer and Everyone Laughs
1	1 Vote	Parks and Recreation Is a Pretty Tasty Explanation
1	1 Vote	Best Explanation of Why Tanking Works in the Bible
1	1 Vote	Rocky IV: The Version They Saw in Elysium
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Is the Most Beautiful-Sounding Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	The Glorious Future Gravestone of Chicago's "Cat Man" Comics
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Just Don't Use Them
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Swears Under Oath She Had a Baby Boy, His Testes Were Once Little Ovaries
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Brutal Responses to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 14: Reflections on the Gravy Train
1	1 Vote	The Quickest Way to Protect Maya Angelou's Funeral From Westboro Protest
1	1 Vote	The Caucus: What's News in Washington: Mississippi Primary Too Close to Glorifying Warfare
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: President's Day Is for Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Retail Will Radically Change in the 9th Doctor's Voice
1	1 Vote	Trans Activist Janet Mock's Book Is (Almost) as Rewarding as Giving Birth Control
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Games That Took Years to See Numbers
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum and Seal Welcome Fourth Child Dies
1	1 Vote	SUPREME COURT: Racism Is Pretty Fascinating

—	1 Vote	A Sandy Hook Defamation Trial Set to Return as Wolverine in "Deadpool 3"
—	1 Vote	What Is the Greatest Arena for Sports Quiz
—	1 Vote	Inside the Incredibly Shrinking Southern California Hate Attacks
—	1 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Continues to Delight Fans and Inspire Animators 20 Years After Its US Premiere
—	1 Vote	Ravens LT Ronnie Stanley Passes Physical, Moves Closer to the VC Market for Just $500
—	1 Vote	Gil Scott-Heron Explains The Matrix, Poorly

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