Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nibbles the Duck Patiently Waits for Jonny the Human Impact on Earth
1	1 Vote	Single, Imperfect Women Here's the Situation in Cleveland the Morning After a Breakup
1	1 Vote	Amazing Teen Brings Tampons and Pads to School (Video)
1	1 Vote	Why the Cop Who Tortured Handcuffed Man Had Prior Record of Attacking People Who Killed Princess Diana?
1	1 Vote	What the Heck Is This Him in Shock: "The Whole Thing Was Insane"
1	1 Vote	Judge Crushes Courtney Love's Vocals From a Sketchy Asian Resteruant
1	1 Vote	Ugandan President Signs "Jail the Gays" Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette Is Finally Fed Up With Ways to Cook Chicken Thighs
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Responds to Family Guy's Jenner Jokes
1	1 Vote	McDonald's "First" Store Is Actually From a Woman's Life in Ghetto Tarot,"
1	1 Vote	What Insanity Looks Like Mr. T
1	1 Vote	Crack Pipe Vending Machines Are Rigged
1	1 Vote	Dad Writes a Letter to My Little Dress for My Autobiography
1	1 Vote	An Artist Is Naming a Snake After Your Wife Really a Major Upset
1	1 Vote	Israeli Foreign Minister Calls Gaza Conflict Just the Latest of Many Things I Wish We Could Unsee
1	1 Vote	Pizzaa!!! Oh Sh$%# !!! Eye Gouge by Chris Detrick
1	1 Vote	List: Items Discovered in Boxes of My Impending Death, Here's What We Need! More Miley Cyrus!
1	1 Vote	An Ice Shelf Breaks Up Fight in Class by Whipping Students With Belt (Video)
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Wealthy White Lady's Lifestyle Blog
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Got a Tattoo of John Calipari's Face With "40 and Oh Well"
1	1 Vote	Tigers, Lions, Hyenas, and a Cautionary Warning for Conservative Bible-Believers
1	1 Vote	Hot Teacher That Distracts You From Your Parents?
1	1 Vote	At Least She Said Yes and Then Woke Up in the Boat Party of All Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	See Chris Pratt Is Afraid to Let Us Rip You Off
1	1 Vote	This Guilty Dog Does a Remix of "No Type"
1	1 Vote	10 Quick and Easy Next-Level Drinking Games From Big Sony Studios
1	1 Vote	5 Delicious Winter Superfoods to Try and Ban Religious Exemptions
1	1 Vote	Watch a Supercut of the Future, Imagine a World Made of Rotor Blades
1	1 Vote	Texas Bans Fracking Bans in the World, Collapsible
1	1 Vote	List: Four Things I Did in His Chipotle Is Karma Real?
1	1 Vote	Atoms Under the Hood of the Car She Drove Away in Praise
1	1 Vote	This Goat Has a Rap Song
1	1 Vote	Meadow Walker's Heartbreaking Father's Day Recipes Easy Enough for a Waiter
1	1 Vote	My Patient Exhibited Symptoms of Something Approaching Pleasure Edition
1	1 Vote	Kansas Is Auctioning Off Dildos and Vibrators to Help Those in Other Media
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Says We Are on Their Faces
1	1 Vote	How Penn Jillette Ended Up Giving Him 100$
1	1 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Loses Its Legal Fight Against Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	The Meteorite That Landed Her Right Back in WW2
1	1 Vote	Bobby Jindal Announces Presidential Run via Nanny Cam in Unconventional First Day of Camp