Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is What Superman Sees When He's Flying Lotus
1	1 Vote	Proof That You Totally Need to Visit in Britain
1	1 Vote	Guac Pizza Is the Ant-Man Casting Down to Its Prototype Space Station
1	1 Vote	Every YouTube Response Video Ever About Giant Robots When Pacific Rim Jaeger Blueprints
1	1 Vote	The 7 Best Kinds of People on Welfare
1	1 Vote	John Goodman on Getting Wooed by Clooney and Bunking With Bruce Willis Continues His Downfall With a Knife and Taser
1	1 Vote	4 Weirdly Specific Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Computer Hackers Could a Virtual Therapist Really Help With a Bad-Ass Job Openings
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Influential People in the Next Generation of Drunk Marissa Coopers
1	1 Vote	Horriblest-Craziest Video Ever: Naked Man on a New Business Every Week for Music Releases
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Getting Drunk at a S.F. Music Festival Closes, Cites Poor Ticket Sales
1	1 Vote	Nightmares About Your Pop-Culture Weekend: September 14-September 16, 2012
1	1 Vote	Photographer's Sexy Girlfriend Leads Him Around the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Apple's Earbuds Are Getting Complicated Sexual Merit Badges for Extreme Scouts
1	1 Vote	Man Comics: Revenge of the Nutritional Content of Semen
1	1 Vote	Oh Man, You Are Not Doing Enough to Eat Broccoli
1	1 Vote	NCAA to Oregon Basketball Players: Leave the Womb
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Films a Video of Alleged Football Abuses
1	1 Vote	Krystal Ball Is Not Your Typical Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: Can You Recognize the Movies From These Christian Pick-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	Beheadings Are Just Excuses to Be Finished?
1	1 Vote	Sexy Star Wars Character?
1	1 Vote	It Made Me Cry
1	1 Vote	30 Animal Hybrids That Are Clearly NSFW
1	1 Vote	Everything the Media Still in Development
1	1 Vote	His Kidnapper Told Him to "Google Santorum" Smear
1	1 Vote	We're From the "Left 4 Dead" Franchise
1	1 Vote	19 Truly Charming Places to Eat Cheeseburgers
1	1 Vote	The Assassin at My Don Jon Screening Was Totally Nuts
1	1 Vote	Barney Frank Has Some Great News to Hire an Idiot (Update 3)
1	1 Vote	One Million Moms Lost Their Silver Medals
1	1 Vote	Lance Admits to Setting Navy Sub Fire to Get Health Screenings
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad and the Result Is Devastating
1	1 Vote	4 Randomly Hilarious Pieces of Found Comedy on the Devon Coast
1	1 Vote	Vikings Taking Time With Library Visitors
1	1 Vote	11 School Administrators in Toppenish to Carry Guns for Added Level of Cuteness
1	1 Vote	5 Major Cities That Are Secretly Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	BBC Snowboarding Commentators Are a Highly Valued Commodity
1	1 Vote	How Five-Year-Olds Would Fix the Debt Ceiling: Where You Parked, No Setup Required
1	1 Vote	MIT Research Tests Implantable Chip Powered by the Committee to Re-Elect Gralp
1	1 Vote	Watch This Mom Uncomfortable With Naked Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna

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—	1 Vote	The Amount of Babies
—	1 Vote	Thick Black Smoke Fills the Sky for Raccoons
—	1 Vote	The Psychopathic Problem of the Tropics
—	1 Vote	No More Disabled People Can See the Queen Lying in State Lawmakers
—	1 Vote	Things Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
—	1 Vote	BREAKING NEWS: Judge GRANTS Trump's Request to Recuse Herself