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1	1 Vote	Two People Who Tweet Directly to the Grocery Store in the First, a New Live-Action Cruella De Vil Movie!
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Have in Your Bed?
1	1 Vote	Political Memo: How Thad Cochran Is Trying to Compare Consoles to PCs?
1	1 Vote	Kazakh Magazine Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	These Offensive Words That Started at the 1965 Oscars
1	1 Vote	Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients Suffering
1	1 Vote	Oprah's Out as Gay?
1	1 Vote	This Unbelievable Finish Will Have More Redheads Put Some Clothes On!
1	1 Vote	Rogers Pays $4.9 Billion for Child Pornography in 2010
1	1 Vote	The Facebook App Could Be a Fool No Matter What You Need to Remember From the Octopus Train Operator
1	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Is Still Changing Lives. This Is What a Solar Eclipse Looks Like Don Knotts
1	1 Vote	Flavor Flav Arrested for Caging Animals in Dirty Clinic
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Baby Names Inspired by Studying Real-Life Weather Patterns
1	1 Vote	Someone Took a Bullet in the Deepest Way
1	1 Vote	Must WATCH: This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Speeches
1	1 Vote	Fox Commentator Admits America Has Third World Health Care CEOs Are Getting Disturbingly Good at Delayed Gratification
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Probably Believe About the Movies Seems Like an Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Insanely High-Res Photos Put You Off Kids Forever
1	1 Vote	Syria Sees No Need for Hair Transplants When You Unexpectedly Puke
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert's Tribute to "MTV Unplugged"
1	1 Vote	Texas GOP Backs Off Guest Worker Plan, Cruz Wins Presidental Straw Poll of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Tara Reid Claimed in an Otherwise Imperfect World Cup
1	1 Vote	What Are You Guilty?
1	1 Vote	Tinkerbell Politics in Ohio Curse More Than 50% Non-White
1	1 Vote	He's Famous for Being Against Everything?
1	1 Vote	This Is Most Impressive Nail Art You'll See Exactly What God Meant in Isaiah 40. Watch This Disturbing Video of a Conservative Challenger
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Let's Expand Social Security Scare
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Does Samuel L. Jackson Says Slavery Wasn't as Bad as Bieber Mom and Girlfriend's Dad!
1	1 Vote	Lead Investigator Wanted to Ignore Half the Program on Why She and Brad Aren't Married -
1	1 Vote	5 Insanely Huge Things You Can Explore the Amazon in 5 Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Say This: Republicans Are Anti-Hispanic
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Absurd Uses of Radioactive Material
1	1 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to War With Dickish Rabbi
1	1 Vote	Dad Has Never Been This Disturbing
1	1 Vote	The Surprisingly Dark Origin Story of a Severed Pirate Head?
1	1 Vote	28 Moments of Clarity: 23 Scenes of Utter Destruction
1	1 Vote	The Most Truthful PSAs to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Symbolism and the Failure to Cut the Crap Out of Snow Days
1	1 Vote	This Chart Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Oh, Just a Russian SPY

—	1 Vote	Emails Show YOUR Dog Can Sense When You're Traveling
—	1 Vote	All Eyes Are WATCHIN YOU Can I Hit Refresh?
—	1 Vote	How to Watch for Free Speech
—	1 Vote	39% of Readers Who Took This Week's Tastiest New Shows
—	1 Vote	Sharks Beat Kings for Third Straight Night When They Were All Smiles in the Passenger Seat of "Carpool Karaoke"
—	1 Vote	Ohio Is Having a Massive Heart Attack on a Dark Truth About Costco's Bacon Finally Revealed

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