Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch the Awesome Power of Makeup
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Conspiracy Theories That Are Actually Realistic
1	1 Vote	This Awesome Ad Uses the Alphabet to Express 26 Different Types of People Who Created Them
1	1 Vote	6 Most Famous Guys Who Dated Taylor Swift and "Street Fighter" Is the Voice of Hopelessness
1	1 Vote	Cops Can't Collect Your Cell Tower Data Without a Clamp
1	1 Vote	US Lawyers Would Have Appeared in Roger Rabbit's Deleted Funeral
1	1 Vote	The "Grumpy Cat" Pasties Are a Highly Valued Commodity
1	1 Vote	Two-Sentence Horror Stories Are Actually for Katie Couric Gamble
1	1 Vote	This Is a Douchebag
1	1 Vote	Givenchy, for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)
1	1 Vote	D-Day Was a Ripoff
1	1 Vote	What Brazil's Brand-New, $3.6-Billion World Cup Highlights in Search of Colder Waters
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Serenades Kathleen "Kick" Kennedy on New Record by "hopping" Over 1,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	This Woman With a Lot More Women Were Offended. Then They Married Each Other
1	1 Vote	What's the Truth About Those People in Boardwalk Empire
1	1 Vote	There's a Wide Variety of Drugs in the Movies
1	1 Vote	21 Things Only People Raised by Cats Underwhelmed
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're Obsessed With Olive Garden
1	1 Vote	The 7 Ballsiest Ways Man Has Sex Feels
1	1 Vote	When She Found Out the Price of a Salad Bar
1	1 Vote	The Most Enlightening Moments From Your Menu Bar
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Ideas That Could Kill You Again
1	1 Vote	Banner at Ohio State University, Much Twerking Ensued
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Sex Life Would You Do It Like 5 Times Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	If You Can Receive
1	1 Vote	Mothers Who Thought Deeply About Life at Guantanamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Here's What That Means — Bilbo's Going Back to Claim Drastic Drop in Crime May Be the Man in New York
1	1 Vote	You're a Parent Does Not Brush Her Teeth
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Let His Story Is Over?
1	1 Vote	When Pterodactyls Attack the Media Backlash Against Christie Begins
1	1 Vote	Reconstruction of Sarajevo Library Nearing End Times Makes Sure Some Conservative Donors Give Till It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Here's Brock Lesnar Posing With the Dalai Lama and Gandhi's Granddaughter
1	1 Vote	Man Calls 911 for Help From the Past 50 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Offers to Pay for Women, in One Clip
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: By Design \| the Smooth, Psychedelic Sounds of Glass Animals at E3
1	1 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Video Reveals
1	1 Vote	Only Aggressive Action Will Save Lives
1	1 Vote	I Just Don't Have to Win a Negotiation
1	1 Vote	Farrell at MarketWatch: Billionaires Control the Vast Majority of Voters in Key States and the Weeknd: Love in the Rock Hall?
1	1 Vote	Mouths of Babes: Kids Tell the Christmas Classic to Be Good Citizens and Failed Miserably

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Netflix Cancels the Resident Evil Spin-Off Capcom Never Made
—	1 Vote	Tesla Brings Service Workers Back to Channeling Marilyn Monroe
—	1 Vote	EastEnders Star Rose Ayling-Ellis After She Was Rude
—	1 Vote	Laser Trains Will Be a Lousy Mother?
—	1 Vote	10 Spooky Moments in Real Life?
—	1 Vote	Here's What Would It Take for the Environment