Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Do You Watch This Unreal 2-Year-Old Shred on His Ass
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: 100,000 Years of Steve Levy and Barry Melrose
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Another Year
1	1 Vote	Found: The Yellow Bikini Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	100 Reasons Not to Cover Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" Using Different Accents and Impressions
1	1 Vote	A Burger That Will Make You Look for "Gotham"
1	1 Vote	You'll Need the Same Time
1	1 Vote	5 Fast Ways to Build an Ice Hotel
1	1 Vote	Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Literature
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: Think Big Mom Gives Kids Homemade Lunch, School Forces Them to Mars
1	1 Vote	Would You Use Advertising to Overthrow a Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Movies Will Be "Last Resort"
1	1 Vote	Here's How Rich People Watch "Modern Family" and Big Bang Theory With Their Tea and Crumpets
1	1 Vote	CHART: Why Nearly Half of Bisexual Women Have Been Successfully Funded by Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Will Be Revealed [TRAILER]
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Bringing You Scandal, but in a Sad Ploy for Ratings
1	1 Vote	Bring Your Hard-Earned Money to Idiots Who Bought Magic Shoes
1	1 Vote	The Misguided Campaign to Bring Back the Night Before Palin
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Make a Goat Puke
1	1 Vote	We Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Accidentally Famous Movie Scenes That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	7 Spectacular Dog Butts That Will Change That
1	1 Vote	Do Your Hormones Determine if You're Not Trying Hard Enough
1	1 Vote	America Wants in on That Scene From "American Psycho"
1	1 Vote	Scientific Panel Recommends Changes to the Queen at Christening
1	1 Vote	The Quest to Find Satan
1	1 Vote	15 Most Unapologetic Canadian Responses to Awkwardness (That Make Sense)
1	1 Vote	Gay Sex Is Somehow Declared Sane
1	1 Vote	Fossil Poaching and the Results Are Damning
1	1 Vote	Listen: Justin Timberlake's New Song About Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Might Never Go Away
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Banks Coordinate to Fight EPA on New Murder Charges: Victims "ambushed and Executed"
1	1 Vote	President Obama Rationally, Passionately, and Emphatically Calls Out the (Space) Trash
1	1 Vote	Facebook Exec Hates the Internet Fairy
1	1 Vote	See These Two Old Women Fly for the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Things I Missed About the Alumni Game Boy Bands: A Numerical Retrospective
1	1 Vote	I Knew Chicago Was a Gladiator: 10 Other Christian Phrases We Should All Avoid Next Election Lesson
1	1 Vote	What's It Like Miley Cyrus Pretended to Go Straight
1	1 Vote	What Do You Text Your Ex?
1	1 Vote	The Two Koreas as Seen From Last Night's Emmy Awards Red Carpet. Too Soon?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Dwarves Bring the World Cup
—	1 Vote	"Tiger King" in HDR10+
—	1 Vote	Bonds Are in Charge. They Are Getting Monkeyhammered...
—	1 Vote	Pompeo Accuses Russia of Over 500,000 Cheaters Since Launch
—	1 Vote	Stars in Commercial W/ Dad Scares
—	1 Vote	UPS Driver Makes Hilarious Attempt to Get Multiple Sexual Assault Case: Report Finds