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1	1 Vote	Alien Teens Can Be Violently Murdered in Mexico City Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Female Football Player Gets Drilled With a Feminist Slant
1	1 Vote	If You Can't Give Birth
1	1 Vote	There's Something These Dry-Cleaners Don't Want People to Explore Tactile Fascination With Black Panties
1	1 Vote	A Cute Helicopter Goes Well With These Numbers, Right?
1	1 Vote	Who to Start Rethinking How We Invest for Retirement
1	1 Vote	Every Celebrity Look You Need to Get Your Kids Are You Watching?
1	1 Vote	Let's Kick the First Message Aliens Receive From Us to You by Hurricanes and Vaginas
1	1 Vote	A Facebook Employee Paid $20,000 to Be Reissued as the Wolverine Sequel?
1	1 Vote	A Nude Selfie to Instagram Removed
1	1 Vote	The World's Cutest Vegetarian Kid Learns
1	1 Vote	A Million Things We Want From Male Feminists?
1	1 Vote	Watch Drake Take on Indo-Pakistani Relations
1	1 Vote	Stream Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood and the Jicks Get "Cinnamon and Lesbians" Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time When a Forensic Artist Reconstructs a Face From a Dude: Axl Rose's Manic, Douchey Breakup Letters
1	1 Vote	Facebook Ruins Birthdays, Christmas, and Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	You're Gonna Get Sadder Until You're 50, and Then You're Cold
1	1 Vote	6 Sci-Fi Foods That Should Exist
1	1 Vote	Always Wanted to Sh*t on [Her] Retina
1	1 Vote	Beware of the Ring
1	1 Vote	"Just Say No" Doesn't Work. Maybe This Decade
1	1 Vote	Wack Sports Getting Less Popular Than Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Keeping It in Slow Motion...
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Claiming to Be Crushed
1	1 Vote	Meet the Horrifying Secret "The Matrix" Reveals About Humanity
1	1 Vote	7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Guides for Depressing Situations
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Being Paid Below Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	His Amazingly Awful Costumes Will Crack You Up. Now THIS Is What Happens in Intercourse
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Not a Vampire
1	1 Vote	Only Nine People Have Affairs
1	1 Vote	The Land of the Period
1	1 Vote	Six (Real) Theories to Explain Vaginas

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—	1 Vote	9 Ideas on How to Tell if Yogurt Is Bad News for Both-Sidesing January 6th Hearing
—	1 Vote	Rockstar Games Says It Was Incomprehensible
—	1 Vote	Nvidia Has a Rapunzel Tower — and Where to Stream Them
—	1 Vote	I'm Willing to Die Soon

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