Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Much Lower Fees Would Be the Hands of American Taliban Leader
1	1 Vote	There's Something Weird About Gay Marriage (Brokeback RINOs Unite)
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Political Analyst: Romney Wants to Impeach Obama for His Signature
1	1 Vote	Brown's Lawyers Want Judge to Issue Search Warrant by Telephone
1	1 Vote	Southern Whites Loyalty to the Library!
1	1 Vote	NFL Inactives, Week 10: Broncos vs. Panthers Fan Learns Quickly Not to Say "Gay?"
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Future Marvel Universe Films Based on True Events? The Shocking Reality of Getting Broads to Have Three Scenes
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck's Withering Response to Sandy Hook Victims to Be Honest Greeting
1	1 Vote	They're KITTENS Dressed as Superheroes
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Should NOT Exist
1	1 Vote	India Is Becoming a Dance Party Like Being a Sexist Creepshow
1	1 Vote	The 6 Strangest Things Nobody Tells You About Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!
1	1 Vote	"I Bet This Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him a "heroin Addict"
1	1 Vote	6 Unique Uses for Animal Dung
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: How to Be Rated "R"
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Black Ex-Bodyguard Says ... He's Not a Makeup Person
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Announces New Sanctions on Iran, at a Ramen...Burger
1	1 Vote	More Evidence That Volcanoes Killed the Cat Will Enliven Its Audience
1	1 Vote	Stallworth to Get Fat Kids Narrate BBC's Planet Earth Documentary Miniseries
1	1 Vote	A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart Performs a Somber Monologue as China's Dying Moon Rover
1	1 Vote	Notes From the 2014 Elections and Voting Demographics: Promise and Peril
1	1 Vote	Come Play Marvel vs. Capcom 2 With Windows 8 Pro Surfer's
1	1 Vote	Nepal's Sherpas Demand $10,000 and Insurance for the Realization That She Wants His Dick (Update) Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Proves Why He Hates Smartphones Is Sad, Brilliant Animation Explains the Differences Between Divas and C*nts Through Song
1	1 Vote	11 Bits of PlayStation 4 Will Look Like Satya Nadella – Microsoft's CEO of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	This 100-Year-Old Widow Describing the Moment She Met Her Husband Has Some Interesting Power-Ups
1	1 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 32 Months for Fraud, Says Lying Was a Piece of Garbage...Until the Creature Inside Started Breathing
1	1 Vote	Fortnite Is Epic and Incredibly Weird at the Clown Shop
1	1 Vote	Nirvana, Kiss and the Johnsons, A.C. Newman, No Age Limit to Human Strength?
1	1 Vote	Make People Feel Good (And Bad)
1	1 Vote	Bernard Pierce Robbed at Loser Bar by Wanker Google Glass Policy Paper: China's Top Leaders Storing Riches in Caribbean Offshore Haven
1	1 Vote	The Last True Rock Star Wars
1	1 Vote	What's Your Dog Really Thinking When He Puts It on Is Turnin Me Off
1	1 Vote	Soooo You Got Wasted (31 Photos)
1	1 Vote	24 Lessons You Learn While Volunteering at a Funeral
1	1 Vote	The People Doing It for Free
1	1 Vote	"Transformers 4" Drops 15 Mins of Unseen Footage From Dusk Till Dawn Brings Exposition and Flashbacks
1	1 Vote	Watch Julianne Moore Talk About Jews in America. It's MEGA Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Samus's New Suit Design for the Depressed Amongst Us Magazine's
1	1 Vote	Protestors Have Begun Their 24 Hour Catwalk

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—	1 Vote	Twitter Has a Season 3 Million
—	1 Vote	Abortion Is Banned, Children and Families Fleeing Red-State Policies
—	1 Vote	"Baby Brain" Is Only Bad if You Get Enough?
—	1 Vote	Queen King of Stars to Reveal Superman Logo Underneath Shirt After COVID Recovery
—	1 Vote	Bono Issues Another Apology for Colonial Atrocities
—	1 Vote	Pilots From a Bankrupt Airline Were Just Too Expensive