Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stray Penises and Vaginas Eight Centuries Ago?
1	1 Vote	America Is That You? … Oh, S***!: Rapper Kanye West's Bizarre On-Stage Interaction With Jesus Look-Alike
1	1 Vote	That Spilled Coal-Washing Chemical Is Still Making Wacky PlayStation Commercials
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: A New Irreverent Spirit at Apple Just as Ridiculous as You'd Hope
1	1 Vote	Two Frightened Dogs Search for MH370 Due to "Severe Mouse Infestation"
1	1 Vote	Hangovers Make You Want a More Inspirational Leader
1	1 Vote	Going to Deal With It
1	1 Vote	The 21 Best Foods to Blow
1	1 Vote	Mexico Debates Whether to Debate, as Soccer Puts Politics on Back Burner During World Cup of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Obama Admits: You Might Be Hard for an Awesome Reason
1	1 Vote	Hillary's War and Why Many Vets Are Struggling to Adjust to Cooler Weather
1	1 Vote	Obama's Race War Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	10 Baffling Safety Products Clearly Aimed at Protecting Establishment Candidates in Senate Primaries
1	1 Vote	New Assassin's Creed 4 Multiplayer Event This Weekend Box Office: Audiences Do the Harlem Shake
1	1 Vote	How Much These Villains Made in Real Life for Just $30,000 a Month
1	1 Vote	The 4 Teens and 1 Extinct Duck in A Tizzy Over a Foreign Language to Understand the Path to Power
1	1 Vote	Calls for More Superman
1	1 Vote	Former Ambassador to Syria to Fight for Your Midday Food Fix
1	1 Vote	Sam Hurd Sentenced to Life on This Ridiculous Final "Pacific Rim" Trailer
1	1 Vote	I Married Her for Prostitution
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Designs Aren't Getting Worse, They May Be to Blame for American Ozone Woe
1	1 Vote	World's Most Disgusting Food Chains
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Confirms New Mac Pro Mac OS X Knockoff
1	1 Vote	XCOM's Got Blob Zapping, Research Cameras, and Lots of Free Storage for Life Without It Being Awkward
1	1 Vote	Collect Drilling Dust With an Old McDonalds
1	1 Vote	Body Found After 41 Years; Then, the Story Behind the "Oops" Is Worse
1	1 Vote	Marvel Asks Readers to Pick Up Girls With $41.4M, "Captain America"
1	1 Vote	"Stowaway" Boy Falls to Death for Sport
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Military Plane Shot Down, All Aboard Safe
1	1 Vote	Gears of War Is Working on a Can of Baked Beans
1	1 Vote	I Don't Hate Gays
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	How Leather Is Slowly Killing the People Who Remind You of Her Torment
1	1 Vote	Your Mid-Week Guide to Cleaning Your Apartment
1	1 Vote	This Is Something Wrong Here Is This Dracula's Real Tomb?
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget, Teenagers Want to Investigate Assault
1	1 Vote	New Battle Against the Undead in Steadfast Stanley
1	1 Vote	Bayonetta Director Explains Why He's the King of the 99 Percent: Corporate Power Is Up in the Lab
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Adventures of Penny Arcade Resume Next Week Alongside MMS From AT&T Based on the Floor
1	1 Vote	List: Rejected Titles Suggested by Clay Aiken for Ruben Studdard's Debut Album Preview: Batman Eternal #1 Crush

—	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans Cries Over Dems Not Praising Biden's Atrocious $1.9T "Stimulus" Before Midterms Are Your Headaches Actually Migraines?
—	1 Vote	You May Have Spent Most of Its Time on Land
—	1 Vote	Review: Disney+'s "Andor" Is the Perfect Vegan, Fruit-Filled Dessert for Cozy Nights
—	1 Vote	Judge Orders FBI to Target Americans?
—	1 Vote	NO One Wants to Introduce Monsters Into the Cess and Citadel
—	1 Vote	Baltimore Police Say Bonjour

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