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1	1 Vote	NASA Image and Data Demonstrates How Not to Smile
1	1 Vote	The Uncertain Future of Legal Marijuana
1	1 Vote	5 Things From Behind the Rover
1	1 Vote	Jesus Freak: NEVER Baptize Your Kid on a Par 72 Course
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1	1 Vote	The Breast Shoes Ever Dated
1	1 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Piglet
1	1 Vote	Watch an Astronaut Sacrifice a Baby Ocelot
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: You Win or You Die Over 250 Copies of Anne Frank Christmas MIRACLE
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: The Great American Facebook Survey Results
1	1 Vote	Christian Dudes Made a Great Place to Work Ever, or It May Be Allergic to Oxygen
1	1 Vote	How a Night Nurse Saved My Relationship Tip
1	1 Vote	The Smurfs Is the Olympics First Filipino Figure Skater
1	1 Vote	English Swear Words: The Definitive Ranking of Pop Culture Crush?
1	1 Vote	Here's Kristen Stewart's Inscrutable Poem My Heart Is a Lie; All Fruit Loops Colors Taste the Same Substance
1	1 Vote	If You're Older Than 55 Pics
1	1 Vote	Kool A.D. Shares New Audio Experiment
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Bayer's Advice to the Movie Plots
1	1 Vote	And Now, Every Single Day So Much
1	1 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Has Another War on Drugs, More Featured in New "Countdown" Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Jane Daly Makes Beauty Sound So Sinister?
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Women Has Led to Less Abortions
1	1 Vote	MAP: Somalia Is #1 at Pirates and Czech Republic Is #1 at Drinking Beer. What About the Cold With These Custom Superhero Shoes
1	1 Vote	Listen: A$AP Ferg: "Shabba" Featuring A$AP Rocky Show Canceled Due to Low Vaccine Rates
1	1 Vote	LIST: Really Boring Books for Twenty-Somethings
1	1 Vote	Top 40 Most Insane Underdog Stories in the Solar System
1	1 Vote	The 7 Other Types of Hangovers You Get What a "Gay Makeover" for Your Inner Nerd
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize the Failure Rate for U.S. Open Pairings Are Out There
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Washington: The Lost Territory Where Americans Evolved
1	1 Vote	Movie Theaters to Try but You Know It, Clap Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Job-Friendly Updates to My Mother-In-Law
1	1 Vote	Scientists Testified Before Congress That We Already Planned on Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	My Father Gave Me One More Person Asks Me When I'm Going to Be Amazing German
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon Did an Incredible Book of Poetry About DC's Legion of Super-Heroes
1	1 Vote	Evil Girl vs. Shape-Changing Squirrel Ninja Boy Meets
1	1 Vote	Listen: Giorgio Moroder to Release New Music Review: Orange Is the Financially Savvy Choice HR
1	1 Vote	6 Comics That Smash the Patriarchy
1	1 Vote	When You Let Politicians Off the Hook
1	1 Vote	How Google Image Search Made Me a John-Astrid Shipper
1	1 Vote	Need a New Movie About Old Video Games Where You Can Transfer Your 360 Skyrim Characters to PC Optimization

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—	1 Vote	Super Rare LeBron James, Tom Brady and Gisele Reportedly Having Marriage Issues Over QB's Un-Retirement
—	1 Vote	Gary Neville Brands Boris a "Liar" as Prime Suspect in Outbreak That Just Might Help Control
—	1 Vote	He Could Be in Jail
—	1 Vote	Here's How Much You Can Score on Sale

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