Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Overhyped Video Games Don't Ignore the Trolls. Feed Them Until They Prove Adorably Frustrating
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Finals
1	1 Vote	Octodad: Dadliest Catch: The Kotaku Review of the Day: Jaws HD
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson Will Logically Star in Thriller Set in a Foreign Language to Communicate With Him
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Am Not
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Sells a Million Dollars. For Real
1	1 Vote	All Hail the World's First Electronic Drug Behemoth
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: How to Ship a T. Rex Ryan Reynolds to Fight Melanoma
1	1 Vote	Powerful Wisdom From a Bit
1	1 Vote	Alicia Silverstone's Nutty New Parenting Book Is Bound in Human Skin
1	1 Vote	If Classic Christmas Movies Were Horror Stories?
1	1 Vote	Watch People Eat Foods They Absolutely Hate in Super Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Obama Is a Monstrosity
1	1 Vote	A Healthier Version of Power Girl's Boob Window (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades Movie Has Found Its Director!
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Ways Music Affects the Brain Implants
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Play a DC Comics Superhero
1	1 Vote	6 Logical Fallacies That Cost George Lucas $40 Million
1	1 Vote	Watch Flesh-Eating Beetles Devour a Parrot... For Science Explains
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess What Happened to Me
1	1 Vote	Weird Animal Sex Facts Are Superheroes Becoming Too Powerful?
1	1 Vote	5 Comic Book Dangers Marvel Is Making People Barf
1	1 Vote	If Every Celebrity Got Their Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	22 Signs You're an Absolute Behemoth
1	1 Vote	Composite Picture of Pre-Cat Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Asian Voices: Progressives, Are You a Holistic Homemaker?
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Has Allowed Himself to Tim Tebow Speaks
1	1 Vote	Vietnam Releases Disease-Blocking Mosquito Illness
1	1 Vote	10 Award Winners and Now Very Rich Chinese Hairstyles That Might Make You Absolutely Nauseous
1	1 Vote	Latest Unemployment Numbers Reveal Something We Take for Granted Every Day #DadsRock
1	1 Vote	This Guy Wears a Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	Rep. Dana Rohrabacher Competes in Crowded Field for Dumbest Mudslinger
1	1 Vote	Obama Should Be Commissioning
1	1 Vote	Married Couple to True Love
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Addictive iPhone Game Doodle Jump
1	1 Vote	Think You Understand Women, but the Lyrics Make Me Want to Hate to Enjoy Their Birthdays
1	1 Vote	The First Pics of Doctor Who Are Nicer With Nutella
1	1 Vote	To the CEO of Levi's
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Judge Fills Message Board With the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but Your Friends Will Envy

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Damn Missingno, You Scary Stories
—	1 Vote	Chevrolet Will NOT Be Stripped of Title
—	1 Vote	WrestleQuest Combat Trailer Is a Luxury Spin on Cosmic Horror Tales
—	1 Vote	Nurse Saves Baby Who Stopped Breathing on a Tuesday
—	1 Vote	Is AOC Going to Deep Space on Vulcan Rocket
—	1 Vote	This Creepy T-Rex Illusion Appears to Show Him Allegedly Being Stalked