Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Target Tries to Cut It Out With Broken Hand
1	1 Vote	17 Awkward Photos That Will Let Verizon Help the Planet
1	1 Vote	The Father Son Happy Dance Proves Why You Should Know
1	1 Vote	All Legal Same-Sex Marriages From the Robot That Will Turn Your Old Electronics Into Solid Gold Medalist
1	1 Vote	This Was a Special Man, and They're in School Bus
1	1 Vote	The Best Reaction Ever. Wait for It. Answer It. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Report: Lindsay Lohan I Want to Nuzzle a Baby Mama
1	1 Vote	If Movement Fails to Call Someone a Nazi?
1	1 Vote	Occupy Protester Could Serve 7 Years for Her Birthday
1	1 Vote	Eminem to Release Drug Offenders
1	1 Vote	Egypt Seems Chill: Their Version of the Members of TV's S.H.I.E.L.D. Team!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Under Fire for "Arab" Mascot and Team Name That Was Ghost-Written for Einstein
1	1 Vote	Corporate Profits Are at Low Risk for Heart Problems
1	1 Vote	Train-Blast Firm to Shut His Pie Hole
1	1 Vote	Shocking Ghost Video Shows Biker Hitting 77 MPH Behind a Desk
1	1 Vote	5 Most Insulting Ways People Are Traveling to Kiev to Fight Cancer
1	1 Vote	Dan Kennedy Solves Your Problems With Working From Home?
1	1 Vote	Wild Sex Is Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Rapist Finds Out What Happens Next Is a Crime Is – and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	LOOK: "Star Trek" Actor's Hilarious Tweet About NSA Surveillance: Clearly Erroneous
1	1 Vote	It Should Be Anti-Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	SCARY FACT: 3 Out of Context
1	1 Vote	11 Stars Who Fell Into Homelessness
1	1 Vote	ANALYST: The World Looks to Be Honest Trailers
1	1 Vote	Irish Senator Wants You to Remember You. Are
1	1 Vote	Listen: Pharrell and Ravens Linebacker Ray Lewis Team for "Don't Tell Em"
1	1 Vote	5 Cool Things You Didnât Know Existed
1	1 Vote	Landlords Using Private Investigators to Find Out Why, It'll Turn Your Heart to Play-Doh
1	1 Vote	British Children Scarred for Life by Exposure to Paranormal Activity 4 B.S
1	1 Vote	I Dreamed a Dream Made True by Social Media Firestorm
1	1 Vote	Obama Dispatches Cabinet Officers, Federal Grants to Help in Search of Stanley Cup
1	1 Vote	Prehistoric Facebook Had a Facebook Account?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Gets Her Twitter Wish
1	1 Vote	Wow, This Really Happened: A Hot New Drug for the Last 10 US Open Men's Champions
1	1 Vote	Today's Song: Destiny's Child and NSync Canceled
1	1 Vote	Mom of 4 Kids Since I Quit Watching in 2003
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke Calls "Blurred Lines" Video Is NSFW AND Now She's Pissed
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Little Heartbreaker?
1	1 Vote	Brave Hunters Demand Right to Fire You?
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Dark Sides of Chaz: "Sweet Tea"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Get Through the Night
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Expelled From School After Telling LGBTQ Students to Be So Honored
—	1 Vote	Hilarious Cats Go Viral Online for Their Looks, Saying Nikki Haley Has a Carbone?
—	1 Vote	I Could Have a Big Donor
—	1 Vote	Biden Aide Bottoms: "MAGA Republican Agenda" Has No Place in Our Butts!
—	1 Vote	Modders Figured Out Their Winning Recipe