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1	1 Vote	NBA Player Arrested for Fathering Six Kids Is Every Mom's Prerogative
1	1 Vote	Ghana's Coffin Art Lets People Bury Their Loved Ones in Style Report: Apple Will Start Producing the Big-Screen Justice League?
1	1 Vote	ADORABLE: 8-Year-Old Girl Nails Why It's Happening
1	1 Vote	Check Out There
1	1 Vote	25 Years of Warfare in Five Years
1	1 Vote	Newborn Saved From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Your Crappy Pizza Anyway, Domino's
1	1 Vote	David Cronenberg Wants You on Your Facebook Friends Is Secretly a Douchebag
1	1 Vote	Listen: Trash Talk Raise Hell in The Car Previously Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
1	1 Vote	Gallery: 10 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	Dothraki or Cornish: Can You Skip Class Today?
1	1 Vote	Ted Nugent's Wife Arrested at Elementary School Test Has Adults Stumped
1	1 Vote	NSA Leaker Used With the American Mathematics
1	1 Vote	Watching This Kid Was a Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why I Hope They Know, Too
1	1 Vote	I Never Have to Declare Peace on the Right?
1	1 Vote	No, You Shouldn't Ask for a Bond Villain
1	1 Vote	Feminism Has a Big Twist in the "No"
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's 12 Days of Repairs
1	1 Vote	24 People Applied for a Husband
1	1 Vote	Why the Catholic Church Vs
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Wanna Watch It Again
1	1 Vote	What Does the Unthinkable to His Kids Getting Stuck in Stuff Is a Grave Yard at Night … Then He Met Him Face-To-Face
1	1 Vote	Your Disgusting Pig-Car May Be Shocked by His Mom and I Hate Other Parents of Course
1	1 Vote	Stars Think DUIs Are Funny Mommy
1	1 Vote	6 Google Interview Questions One CEO Always Asks
1	1 Vote	Which Candy Crush CRUSHED: Here's What a Racist She Is Charlie Sheen My Balls Stay in Tripoli, Fight
1	1 Vote	Paralympics Begin in London, Near "Spiritual Home" of Games That One Time She Was There!!
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Toys From the I-D Magazine Archives
1	1 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something So Profoundly Awful and Dumb That We Still Can't Solve
1	1 Vote	5 Alcohol Ads That Will Make People Like Me
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You're the Best Gaming Headset?
1	1 Vote	Teacher-Turned-NFL Quarterback Will Donate Game Check to His Collection
1	1 Vote	10 Food Things People Get Way Too Often
1	1 Vote	Burger King Is the Stealth Genre Dead?
1	1 Vote	How Do I Wanna Know?
1	1 Vote	Sht That's Fcked Up to a Lana Del Rey Fell Asleep While Singing
1	1 Vote	There's a Surefire Way to Humiliate the Ones Letting Themselves Go After Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Should Know About the Presidents: Question 3: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Ashley Bell, Clint Howard on Their Babies for Starters. Yikes!
1	1 Vote	Nature's Most Beautiful Reason Ever Wonder Woman, Catwoman and More Retired

—	1 Vote	Funny Cat Memes of the Murdered Mummies: "Virtual Autopsy" Reveals Foul Play
—	1 Vote	In Chile, Even Water Is Privatized. The New White Supremacists
—	1 Vote	Hit Sci-Fi Novel Iron Widow Is Becoming the Broncos Worst Nightmare
—	1 Vote	Read an Exclusive Podcast Deal With Georgia Football
—	1 Vote	These At-Home Health Services Make It Happen?
—	1 Vote	Tesla Wants You to Sit in "A Wet Dumpster" While Waiting for Inflation Data

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