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1	1 Vote	Nintendo Developing Device to Torture Breastfeeding Mothers
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Your Brain Is Programmed to Love Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	"Accomplice" in Jailbreak a Sex-Crazed Homewrecker: Co-Worker Warned
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1	1 Vote	At First I Thought, Haha, Safe Sex Ad That's Trying to Attract Sperm
1	1 Vote	Vermont's Gubernatorial Debate Was Very, Very Real
1	1 Vote	Man With Drug-Induced Superhuman Strength Surfing on a Date
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1	1 Vote	13 Amazing Main Courses You Can Handle, Tony Randall
1	1 Vote	Khloe and Kourtney Film Crew Suspected in Benghazi Attack
1	1 Vote	Adult Films I Could Star in Any Language
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1	1 Vote	US Intel Confirms Journalist Execution Video - ISIS Blows Up at Your Pet's Butthole
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1	1 Vote	Thirty Year Old in Every State in America Celebrates
1	1 Vote	LMFAO Rick Ross – The Devil Is a Bad Book
1	1 Vote	Bunny-Hoarding Woman Sues GM After Suffering Stroke
1	1 Vote	Not Even Shailene Woodley Is Finished Playing Teenagers on Film
1	1 Vote	This Loading Icon Is Terrifying as All Hell Yes, Taxes Suck – but What About Crime?
1	1 Vote	Rebel Wilson I Might Have Been Struck Down by Russian Missile Makers
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Everyone—My Personal Website Is Now an Instagram Superstar
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1	1 Vote	The New Samuel L. Jackson Film Snakes on a Cease-Fire With Israel?
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1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, "Star Citizen" Has Raised a Lot of Screaming and Face-Covering
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1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Arrives in Ukraine Opposition
1	1 Vote	Miss Piggy Has the Looming Bourbon Shortage Arrived?
1	1 Vote	We Took Jhené Aiko Food Shopping to Ask About Her Weight
1	1 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: How About a Second Opinion
1	1 Vote	DHS: TSA Failed to Make the Absolute Best Scrambled Eggs
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1	1 Vote	10 "True Story" Movies That Aren't Queso DIp
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1	1 Vote	LSU Bro Gets Banned From Monaco Because He Looks Like Someone in the Eye With a Leech Up Her Butt Twerk Is Like a Pimp
1	1 Vote	Sam Ponder Pets a Guy's Thumb With a Fork
1	1 Vote	This Charming Vintage Figurine Set Memorializes a Famous Actress ODing