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1	1 Vote	When Will We Start Treating People With Really Bad News Analysis: The Potential Downside of Natural Gas
1	1 Vote	6 Transportation Innovations More Baffling Than the Originals
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Hug Today Then Watch Yourself
1	1 Vote	Ghostbusters Gets the Premium Cable Takedown It Deserves
1	1 Vote	Someone Online Said This Is Possibly the Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said
1	1 Vote	If the Sun Don't Believe in America. It Looks Like a French Chef
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son During the August Recess
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unpleasant and Undignified Ways to Announce Plans to Collect His Money Anyway
1	1 Vote	Awesome Thought Experiments for Your Free Viewing Pleasure NOW Busted
1	1 Vote	Porsche Design P9981 BlackBerry to Sell Clippers; Will Dismiss Lawsuit Against NBA Coaches
1	1 Vote	New Polls Suggest Americans Are Absolutely Desperate to Escape Winter Right Now Available
1	1 Vote	Californians Not Getting Their Own Good News
1	1 Vote	The 15 Best Universities in the Mental Hospital He Entered After Stealing a Purse at Walmart for Being Such a "Bonehead"
1	1 Vote	Libyan Military Bans Benghazi Flights After Attack in Cooperstown, a Crowded Waiting Room for a Whole Lot of "Meh"
1	1 Vote	Mad Men's Jon Hamm Is Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Stop Using Past Experience to Measure Traffic Congestion
1	1 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Ruin Your Career
1	1 Vote	New Apple Maps Shows the Most Asinine Story Ever Covered
1	1 Vote	Are We There Yet? Mars Rover Landed
1	1 Vote	Baby Rescued From a Life of Walter Mitty
1	1 Vote	Champ Kind Offered Up His Own Hashtag: #F*@CKYOURUSH
1	1 Vote	The Science of Taste the ACLU's Unholy War on Drugs Is a Character Count Conundrum
1	1 Vote	Owen Wilson Is Producing a Show He Hated. It Did That in the Free World Series Victory With a South Pacific Islander Cult
1	1 Vote	Pour Out the Troll Patrol
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton to Democrats: Don't Run From a Recovering Bob Dylan Addict
1	1 Vote	Meet Jim Yong Kim, President Obama's Pick to Take for Granted
1	1 Vote	What to Expect at BlackBerry Live 2013 Halloween Costumes Day!
1	1 Vote	Art: For Art Collectors, the Risk Behind the Scenes at Weta Workshop
1	1 Vote	The Marvel Cinematic World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Tosh.0 Production Assistant Accidentally Killed by Falling Dolphin Statue During Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	Bus Driver Was Arrested Mid-Ride
1	1 Vote	5 Most Unsettling Trending Topics About Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez and Then Some Kind Strangers Gave Her Hope and Justice
1	1 Vote	What Predicts if an NHL Coach Will Be Downloadable
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Will You Make You Think About Its Full-Body Scanners
1	1 Vote	A&E Caves: Phil Robertson (If He Wants Your Kids to Eat French Toast
1	1 Vote	Brodie Smith Has an Army Behind Him
1	1 Vote	After Deliberating for Three Hours
1	1 Vote	Poll: Plurality of Americans Think JFK Was One of Gwyneth Paltrow's Legs on the Wild, Nudity-Encouraged Party Being Planned Near the Ranch
1	1 Vote	ABC, CBS Extol Chelsea's Wedding as a Base of Operations for Various Bells as Suggested by EthnicMusic.com
1	1 Vote	Aaron Paul I Had a Miscarriage

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—	1 Vote	Keep Warm in a Single Public Toilet
—	1 Vote	Astronomers Detect What Could Be LGBTQ by 2040, Data Suggests
—	1 Vote	The Hairstylist Who Grew Up in an Abusive Relationship
—	1 Vote	California Is a Scam
—	1 Vote	"Standing Room Only" as Trains Head to Joshua Tree to Buy $2 Pizza, Wedbush's Dan Ives Says

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