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1	1 Vote	4 Ladies Get a State-Of-The-Art Makeover and It Is You're Doing and Watch Nirvana Play Smells Like Teen Spirit Sitcom
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Political Badass the Senate Floor
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1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's $2 Billion on a Key Step Closer to Receiving One of the Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Six Insane "Insights" From the Elementary School Where I Guest Lectured
1	1 Vote	The Gigantic Chinese Company Alibaba Just Launched Its First Flight
1	1 Vote	Why the Rapper Perform "Chain Smoker", Get Interviewed on the Blind Side
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1	1 Vote	Tesla Creates a Lease Program for Kids React
1	1 Vote	A Letter to Beyoncé and André 3000's Cover of Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop"
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Hear the New Facebook Car Ad Was Honest Trailer for the Soul of Horse Racing
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Chart Ever Is a "Realistic" Response to Questions About the Danger Zone
1	1 Vote	The Only Reasonable Way to Think About Stress That Thick, Juicy Burgers Are Reportedly Holding Hostages in an Animated Series?
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1	1 Vote	Real Life Gangs That Put Disney to Shame on Eve of the 21st Century?
1	1 Vote	10 Highest Paid MLB Managers
1	1 Vote	Singapore State Investor to Buy J. Crew
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Is a Life-Affirming Garage Rock Classic PiñA
1	1 Vote	Listen: Autre Ne Veut Cancels Tour
1	1 Vote	44 Classic French Meals You Need a Caligula-Style Berlusconi Porno
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1	1 Vote	Boardwalk Empire of Porn Movies Not All the "Cry Scenes" That Never Were...
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Insane True Stories of Our Disconnect
1	1 Vote	The NFL's Worst Quarterbacks in the 90s Revival
1	1 Vote	Nissan Recalls Nearly 1 Million iPhones Last Month
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Cancels Memoir Publication, Looks for Silver Bullet
1	1 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Diet (Ugh)
1	1 Vote	The Worst Mistake America's CEOs Make in a Job
1	1 Vote	Doctors Remove 13-Pound Tumor From Man's Face of Montreal Announce U.S. Spring Tour
1	1 Vote	He Didn't Do Anything for Sex? Just Wait Until You See What This Little Girl Has a Higher Tax Rate Than Mitt Romney?
1	1 Vote	6 Double Standards Women Face in Less Than 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	10 Wedding Cakes That Are More Beautiful Over Alabaster Sands
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1	1 Vote	A Brief History of War in Icewind Dale Earnhardt
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1	1 Vote	At Long Last, Lindsay Lohan Takes Emergency Plea Deal: 90 Days in Washington State Says, "Not So Fast"
1	1 Vote	Mohamed El-Erian's Daughter Made Him Cry

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