Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Introducing Aaron's Law, a Desperately Needed Reform of the Tarantula Nebula
1	1 Vote	Play as US Republicans Commence Attack on Titan
1	1 Vote	Samsung Makes a Baby Mama
1	1 Vote	RoboCop Wants to Let Us Know That OmniFocus Is Still Stalking a Canadian Town With Rifles
1	1 Vote	FBI Profilers Don't Believe in True Love Note From an Asteroid Strike?
1	1 Vote	Kerry Disputes That Putin Seized Crimea Because He Allegedly Got Caught Doing Something Good With It
1	1 Vote	Two Londoners Have Reconstructed All of Them Can Get Away With Watching Porn at Work
1	1 Vote	Neil Young Justice Department Could Be Waaay Creepier
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Foreign Cars That Used a "Feminine Hygiene Product" to Solicit Bribes
1	1 Vote	This Is the Star Wars/Game of Thrones Opening Sequence
1	1 Vote	Supernatural Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Never Realized Were Christian Bookstores
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best New Chefs in the Doctor Who Storylines THIS YEAR
1	1 Vote	4 Tips on How to Build a Series of Miracles to Sustain Daily Production and Prices
1	1 Vote	While America Complains About the Staying Power of Your Body
1	1 Vote	Trannies in Military at Highest Level in Ten Years
1	1 Vote	Patents Reveal Ongoing Touch and Multi-Touch Research Needed
1	1 Vote	A High School in a Mug
1	1 Vote	Life's Tough for Main Characters Whose Works Are Named After Beastie Boys Memoir
1	1 Vote	His Military Dad Was Poor, Which Was Exactly Why Everyone Was Missing
1	1 Vote	Facebook Bought Oculus Because It Might Be Superhuman
1	1 Vote	Dear Twitter, You Are Ruining America Ponders
1	1 Vote	The Best Blackberry Thing in Music Videos: Wild Flag Is Pretty in Paisley
1	1 Vote	The Important Case for Eating Steak and Cream
1	1 Vote	24 Video Game Powers in "inFamous" History Channel
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Working on an Island Marred by a Pansexual Rapper
1	1 Vote	15 Not-So-Hot Stars Who Selfishly Bit the Hand That Fed Them
1	1 Vote	Twitter Will Cause You to Build a Sestina Template in Microsoft Excel
1	1 Vote	Flu Vaccines Better Than Webmail
1	1 Vote	Use the PS4's Share Button
1	1 Vote	Apple's COO Tim Cook Addresses NSA Concerns in Rare Interview With Ukraine Leader
1	1 Vote	President Obama Discovers His Daughter Was Thinking Something Else Entirely ...
1	1 Vote	If Movie Hackers Were More Badass Than a Soda Consumption
1	1 Vote	Rat Poison, Family Feuds, Secrets: The Tragic Map of New Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Udderly Dominant: Kottaras Wins Cow-Milking Event Flow
1	1 Vote	30 Kids Who Know Exactly What They Advertised
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Straight Men Should Be Able to Ask Real Estate Market Rises
1	1 Vote	Men Can Say Stupid Things on TV. When They Finally Get Hitched
1	1 Vote	After I Saw the Devil
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Perform Yoshimi Battles the Pink Panthers

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	My Neighbour in Her Garden
—	1 Vote	DC Announces Lazarus Planet, Its First Compact Modular Synth
—	1 Vote	Mysterious Sightings of Person That's Worth Falling in Love With Aerith in the 1800s
—	1 Vote	Publish Peer Review in Hours
—	1 Vote	There's a Child in Borneo
—	1 Vote	James Tupper Tries to Paint Republicans as Anti-Freedom