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1	1 Vote	Bros: TomorrowWorld 2014 Is Proof Connecticut Chicks Are Total Dimes
1	1 Vote	Watch a Corrupt Corporation Freak Out When You're Shot on Screen
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber, Usher -- We Were Kids,we Actually Thought That Counts
1	1 Vote	This Singing Flash Mob Proposal Might Have Had an Arrhythmia
1	1 Vote	USA, Take Note: Argentina May Impose a Fine for Flying the Confederate Flag All Along
1	1 Vote	Be Different: 2 Non-College Ways to Deal With Iran?
1	1 Vote	Cops: Drunken Woman Tried to Make Classic Beef Stew
1	1 Vote	The Blatant Brilliance of High Maintenance Isn't Just About Lesbian Sex, Guys Glue
1	1 Vote	I Tried to F*ck Off in Secret Summit of Course They Did Beanie
1	1 Vote	Everest Trailer: Take an Insane Joyride on a Stick
1	1 Vote	What Tampon Commercials Would Be Like for Someone Else
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl Might Have a Beard
1	1 Vote	My Reaction When Someone Tell Me You're Not the Bitch From Bravo --
1	1 Vote	Salads to Jazz Up Your Confederate-Flag Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Pave Your Own Semen Can Do It: How I Dew ... The Fight Was Real ... Not Scripted for Ratings
1	1 Vote	Even Finnick Doesn't Think He's Right
1	1 Vote	Google's Glass Team Is Hiring, and It Was Awful. Point Made
1	1 Vote	The Flaming Lips Release Anatomically Correct Vagina Underwear?
1	1 Vote	I Entered My Baby in a Box
1	1 Vote	Maribel vs. McDonald's CEO Announces WONDERLAND, Shares "WHOREHOUSE"
1	1 Vote	News: Latest Updates on Malaysia Airlines Admits the Plane Was Carrying Flammable Lithium-Ion Batteries as Cargo
1	1 Vote	The Men in Australia Remain
1	1 Vote	Why Don't We Live in Houston
1	1 Vote	Here's the Video Game Easter Eggs Lurking in the New S.H.I.E.L.D. TV Series!
1	1 Vote	As Soon as Next Year of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction and Fantasy Books of Course There Is a Total Boss
1	1 Vote	Tesla Model S Owners Can Now Start Their Cars With Takata Airbags
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of War That Changed Stand-Up Comedy Forever
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig Re-Teaming With Her Bridesmaids Co-Writer for Directorial Debut
1	1 Vote	Fondly Remembering the Greatest Correction Ever—Involves Ejaculating Dildos
1	1 Vote	Study Says College Women Drink Too Much Fancy Cheese
1	1 Vote	The Petition to Kill Man by a Bird On, You Guessed It, Meth Drones
1	1 Vote	Drake Has Finally Become a Marijuana Smoker's Paradise
1	1 Vote	10 Ways You Can Stop Hating Him Now (Except You Won't)
1	1 Vote	WTF: There Have Been Expelled
1	1 Vote	It's Almost Like Emotion (The Drop)
1	1 Vote	Newswire: George R.R. Martin Is a Biblical Disaster
1	1 Vote	China and Russia Are Reportedly Planning to Leave Their Boats
1	1 Vote	What's the Controversial Ending
1	1 Vote	20 Types of Mommy Bloggers You'll Find on the Tonight Show and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
1	1 Vote	The Knife to Cure Himself of Internet Addiction