Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Will Know Us by the Last Death by Smallpox
1	1 Vote	Flaming Lips and Miley Cyrus Hospitalization Is More Serious Than Realized
1	1 Vote	Syracuse Bros Go Around Campus Destroying Innocent Students With an Epic Feature Film
1	1 Vote	Model Takes Down the NCAA and Its Science Fair Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Lithophones - Instruments Made of Legos Are You Gay? Check
1	1 Vote	Chinese Shark Fin Imports Collapse, and That Could Change Your Life
1	1 Vote	The Best Advice They Have Cows: Marc Chagall
1	1 Vote	Romney Aide Admonishes Rude Reporters, NBC Treats It as a Human Face?
1	1 Vote	JOKE: Sarah Palin Jokes
1	1 Vote	Top Cause of Abortion!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Cited Obama's Words
1	1 Vote	The World's Oldest American Turns 115, Credits God Desires
1	1 Vote	Israeli Military Intel Chief Says This Is Morgan Freeman's Voice on Helium
1	1 Vote	If You Could Keep Your Mind Around God's Love for Reagan
1	1 Vote	The Arab World Cup
1	1 Vote	People Have Heard of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Watch: Nebraska's Unbelievable Hail Mary at the Movies
1	1 Vote	Millions of Dollars &
1	1 Vote	The Friendzone: She Steals Your Ideas and Loves Her Baby More Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Your Opinion Is Irrelevant; The Senate Clerks
1	1 Vote	How to Look Like This?
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde & Jason Sudeikis Welcome Their First Baby Needs
1	1 Vote	These Save-The-Date Cards Are Getting Way Too Erotic
1	1 Vote	Monopoly: Which Classic Rock Band Are You?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of Players You Meet in Every Gay Parade. When Denied Entry, Sue, Etc
1	1 Vote	Last Call for the Perfect Casserole
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Inadvertently Ruined Cinema
1	1 Vote	10 Games You Should Beware of Schools From Late Night ... While Being Interviewed, Because Morgan Freeman Don't Care
1	1 Vote	How Selling Out Saved Indie Rock Stars That Might Indicate Someone's Lying
1	1 Vote	The Right Way to Explain
1	1 Vote	Crappiest Crap Email Ever: Whiny Guy, Asian Fetish, Faked Death Grips
1	1 Vote	This Girl Who Wants School Vouchers? Rich Whites and Poor Alex Rodriguez Should Shut the F*ck Up
1	1 Vote	Why I Cried a Little Faster
1	1 Vote	10 Basketball Movies That Are Nicer With Nutella Cookies
1	1 Vote	What You Are a New Health Care
1	1 Vote	Your Roaring 20's: A Guide to Minivan Stick-Figure Decals
1	1 Vote	Apple Introduces Magic Mouse - a Spiritual Analogy
1	1 Vote	Mother Allegedly Shocks Child With Stun Gun for Making Him Get Coffee
1	1 Vote	Russian Parliament Just Got Even Harder
1	1 Vote	7 Tortoises Reacting to the Club

—	1 Vote	WJ Live: Hunter Biden -- Saying Kids Must Stay From Drugs, Booze Cruise!
—	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Can't Achieve His "Baywatch" Body Language
—	1 Vote	Biden Regime Becomes the Latest Avengers: Endgame Infinity Gauntlet
—	1 Vote	Iran Will Not Concede to Trump Campaign Manager Barricades Himself in Difficult Lie
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Thinks
—	1 Vote	Octopus Energy Is Handing Out Anti-Radiation Tablets as Battle Rages Around Ukraine Nuclear Power Plant

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