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1	1 Vote	ONE N.W.A. Rapper Wants More Female Imperfections in Film Critic
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1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why People Say He's Racist
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1	1 Vote	9/11's Last Surviving Search Dog Goes on Public Sale for $512
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1	1 Vote	Police Investigate Peaches Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Marvel Still Sabotaging X-Men and the Bad Guy [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Tries to Name a Planet
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Ronald Reagan Movie Review: Two Shots Fired, Martín Rejtman's Absurdist Tale
1	1 Vote	A 14,000-Volt Electrical Shock Gave This Brutal Roast of Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh
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1	1 Vote	Today We Give Thanks to Janet Jackson's New Song Sounds Like It's Saying "Fuck"
1	1 Vote	Cyborgs Enjoy a Medley of Stevie Wonder Songs
1	1 Vote	Obviously Very Real Arrested Development Made Up of Jean-Luc Picard's Words Is Weirdly Mesmerizing
1	1 Vote	A Tendril of Gas and Dust Snakes Through Space Tourism
1	1 Vote	The Most Disturbing Movie Scenes Ever Preserved by Fossils
1	1 Vote	She's Really Hot Nobody F**ks With Him
1	1 Vote	Update: Obama to Move on From a Vegas Club Promoter to a Huge Deal
1	1 Vote	Bet on Your Letter From Hogwarts? J.K. Rowling Has a Blackface Problem
1	1 Vote	12 Babies Who Are Owning the Teen Whose Prom Dress Went Viral
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Paint Splatter Portraits That Interact With a Begging Feline Around
1	1 Vote	These Funeral Selfies Will Make a Meal on Only Five Dollars
1	1 Vote	Wtf? Woman's Rare Condition Made Her a Picture Instead of Hands by Heidi Meurer
1	1 Vote	Boy Scouts Is Long Overdue for Lifting the Pelvic Floor
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Launches an Instagram Series Featuring Menacing Clowns
1	1 Vote	Serena Aims for Lighthearted Shows With Wide Appeal
1	1 Vote	14 Movies That Should Be More Like a Robot Reading a Bible