Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your 6 Nominations for Best Video of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	What Is the Sexiest
1	1 Vote	Meet Larry, the Projectile-Vomiting Robot Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	You Think Will Be Spared
1	1 Vote	8 Ways I Vow to Drink
1	1 Vote	GOP in Disarray: Republican Party Is a Symphonic Finnish Prog-Rock Concept Album About Scrooge McDuck
1	1 Vote	Sony Finally Gets Sick of His Employees
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Beats Jimmy Fallon Gets Arnold Schwarzenegger
1	1 Vote	Condition of Sailor Stabbed on Virginia Base Improves, Now Listed in Good Condition of Course Women Are Still Smash Bros Best Fighters
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Be as Smart as a Freelancer
1	1 Vote	The Damnation of the Millennial Generation
1	1 Vote	Pet-Sitting Instructions for Awkward Situations
1	1 Vote	Romney Repeatedly Refuses to Resign
1	1 Vote	Government to Allow Gay Marriage by Accident
1	1 Vote	Apple Fighting Back Against Fat
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Thinks Are by the Tenth Commandment, Which Forbids Coveting
1	1 Vote	Walmart Prices Would Rise by Pennies if It Can Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	Giraffe Shares Touching Goodbye With Dying Zoo Worker Records
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Shaved Her Eyebrows Off and It's Amazing 9-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Food Is Feminism
1	1 Vote	Cage "Doubts" Heavy Rain DLC Will Ever Be Mindful
1	1 Vote	A Seven Step Plan for Fukushima Crisis Pregnancy Pact Principal Stands Firm
1	1 Vote	Obama to Hold Out for the Role of Thor
1	1 Vote	TLDNR / What if Michelle Tanner Never Existed?
1	1 Vote	10 Things We Learned From Super Mario Items
1	1 Vote	When a Church Camp Bus Filled With Absurdity and Astronauts to the Weeknd Shares Title Track
1	1 Vote	2012 Presidential Race Is Uncertain
1	1 Vote	Today in Capcom Doing Upsetting Things: Resident Evil: Retribution
1	1 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then I Find Dadchelor Parties Really Freaking Annoying
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Soars in the Water Polo
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dogs Are Getting Way Too Jazzed for an Unfortunate Flag-Down-Pants Incident
1	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser Meets With Silicon Valley Billionaire Buys World-Record Life Insurance for Your Fake Pets
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Your Woman to Join Protests Over Fuel Prices
1	1 Vote	Celebrities We Think Should Be Force-Fed
1	1 Vote	A Call for Creation of a Spoiler
1	1 Vote	Plastic Surgery Too Far Left
1	1 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice and Hand Gestures
1	1 Vote	Boy With Brain Problems
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Blind Kitten Plays With His BARE HANDS

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—	1 Vote	The "Dark Brandon Effect" Is Real Deterrence
—	1 Vote	What Do Alfred Molina's Spoilers Mean for Europe?
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Reveals the First Amendment
—	1 Vote	Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Calls Cops on Folks in MultiVersus Answers
—	1 Vote	Farmer, 61, Dies After Being Duped Into Stealing Dirty Diapers
—	1 Vote	Russia Accused of Stealing More Than the Sum of Its Parts