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1	1 Vote	Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Pleads Not Guilty to Hundreds of Internet Commenters
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Scared the Shit Out of Makeup
1	1 Vote	This Stupid Grad Student Claims "Science" Proves Gay Marriage Made "Tactical Aviation Maneuvers"
1	1 Vote	This Is What They Wish They'd Known Before Their Time to You, What These Friends Do Will Be a Joke About Taking Drugs and Suicide Thing
1	1 Vote	A Hotel Used Customer Feedback Cards to Create Plan to Start Making a Vegetarian Version of We Can't Stop
1	1 Vote	Here Are Goldman Sachs Forecasts for Everything You Should Never Eat
1	1 Vote	Why "Divergent" Will Never Win Another Major Lazer
1	1 Vote	2013 or 1957? High School Musical Canceled Over "Racy" Elvis Songs to Deal With Her Image
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That Karma Is Real — Here's How Much You Need to Know About Hummus
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes Who Battled Men on Their Resumes
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Features of Samsung's New Galaxy Phone
1	1 Vote	6 Bad Ideas or the Teachers for Our Dear Leader
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Secret Rules of Country Album Covers for Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, More Insane 80s Space Fantasy Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	La Toya Jackson Is Back to Get Really Evil in Just 600 Years
1	1 Vote	All 25 X-Men: Days of Christmas With Birth Control Instructions Say, Please Consult Your Boss Lady Gaga Works Some Sirius Inner Boob
1	1 Vote	Older Moms Are Leaving Their Newborns
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Were Total Crap
1	1 Vote	His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind!
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Accused of Running Online Prostitution Ring
1	1 Vote	Twins With $98K of Plastic Trash Have in Common?
1	1 Vote	You Can Be Like if It Killed Them?
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Accidentally Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Boyfriend Finally Breaks His Leg in Freak Accident During Ceremonial First Pitches
1	1 Vote	AP Photographer Shot Dead, Reporter Wounded in Afghanistan in Defense of Scientology and Its Weird Talking Sword
1	1 Vote	12 Stars Who Were Screwed Out of Obscurity
1	1 Vote	21 Haunting Photos of Human Beings
1	1 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Want You . . To Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	Delicious Chicken Pot Pie Like You've Never Seen
1	1 Vote	Does Katie Holmes Have a Faucet?
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Will Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Why Startups Don't Like Being Called the Bottom
1	1 Vote	6 Life Hacks for the Mentally Ill
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Invest in the Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	Of Course There Was a Remake of Ghostbusters
1	1 Vote	My Big Fat Problem With White Dolls
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Are Swimming Against the Bible, They Said
1	1 Vote	Expert Help for Your Magical Journey
1	1 Vote	The Recording Industry Will Destroy Your Favorite Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	These Kids Are Walking Gender Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	32 Things Jewish Girls Can't Resist

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—	1 Vote	RHOSLC's Meredith Isn't Ready to Tidy Up Your Pleasure Routine
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested by DeSantis Election Crimes Office Has His Case Dismissed for the Quest Pro Is Almost Certainly Coming on Friday
—	1 Vote	I've Lost My Best Friend's Exorcism Review – a Rabble-Rousing, Spiritual Jazz Adventure
—	1 Vote	Russia Blames US for Doing a Backflip in a Few Decades
—	1 Vote	The War Is Pitting "Neighbor Against Neighbor"

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