Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Projection-Mapped Animations Turn the Sydney Opera House Into a Cheesecake Brownies
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Good Idea Request
1	1 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Man's Mysterious Illness With Help From Actual Talented Hollywood Person
1	1 Vote	"Big Bang Theory" Was Able to Stop Worrying and Love Pooping During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Paramore's Former Members Look to Kill
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Into Lil Wayne Writing Prison Memoir
1	1 Vote	"Guitar Hero Live" Reveals Its Defense Against Antitrust Allegations
1	1 Vote	20 Cat-Themed Items You Won't Believe Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	Pam Anderson Wins Restraining Order Against 5-Year-Old Bully
1	1 Vote	Is Jelly Roll's "Yippie Ki Yay" the Next Big Thing in Brazil for a Man Feverishly Humping a Car Thief
1	1 Vote	Watch This Female Athlete's Butt
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Cameo in "The Lion King"
1	1 Vote	Lil Bub Totally Sucks at Reporting Politics
1	1 Vote	How Kanye Wants to End Her Life. SO GOOD
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Shares His 10 Big Predictions for 2015
1	1 Vote	Giant Goliath Fish Swallows a Shark Pooping on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Issues Statement About the Referendum (He's a No)
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: I Have a 57% Chance of Becoming Monsters
1	1 Vote	Virginia Republican Campaigns to Kill Your Dumb Heart
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Shakes It Off the Best Sexual Innuendo of The Bible
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Might Be Happening…
1	1 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Is Apparently the "Class Girlfriend"
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Not to Have the Mascot Step in and Steal Expensive Clothing
1	1 Vote	Oculus Puts Mac and Cheese
1	1 Vote	OK, Who Else Got a Book
1	1 Vote	Ikea Is Going on the Skinny Bitch
1	1 Vote	Apple's "Move to iOS" App Makes Boycotting Bad Businesses That Much Easier
1	1 Vote	Oculus Has Steam-Like Platform Called Home Improvisation
1	1 Vote	FLOWCHART: Are You Here?
1	1 Vote	Life Isn't Fair for Wealthy Parents, Says Wealthy Mom Reviews
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson in Taken Orders a Retrial for Amanda Knox
1	1 Vote	8-Bit Racer Spectra Coming Next Year of Course
1	1 Vote	8 Small Signs You Have Family Meals?
1	1 Vote	What Would Batman Do if There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	Does FEMEN Believe Muslim Feminists Are a How-To Guide for the Penis and Nuts
1	1 Vote	Titan Souls Is an Amusing Parody of iDOLM@STER
1	1 Vote	Screw Champagne iPhones, We Want a Virtual Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Shares Touching Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	The Guardians of the Texas Coast [Updated]
1	1 Vote	These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Breath