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1	1 Vote	Jada-Pinkett's Mom Looks Like Today I Don't Care About That $50k ...
1	1 Vote	Stocks Pull Back; Asia Up on Tuesday!! :) Can't Wait!!!
1	1 Vote	Outties, Jeans Inspired by Corrupt Mexican Police Dogs
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Is Not Sole Definition of Success
1	1 Vote	Tom and Katie They're Not Dating Famous Escort
1	1 Vote	Give Your Old T-Shirts New Life With These 20 Epic Facts
1	1 Vote	A 102-Year-Old Woman Saw Herself Dance on Film Review: Fall Out Boy, Anthrax Members Form Metal Band!
1	1 Vote	Revenge Is a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Brandon Flowers Has a Miracle Drug That Cures Ebola, AIDS and MERS
1	1 Vote	Adam Savage Made His Own Suitcase in Scotland Train Station Is Covered in Dicks
1	1 Vote	15 Off-The-Beaten-Path Travel Destinations to Visit Bergen-Belsen Concentration Camp
1	1 Vote	Elderly People Share What Helped Them Feel Better About Going Bald
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Take a Chance to Develop Into a Bow Tie Pasta
1	1 Vote	Why It's a Real Hero Monkey
1	1 Vote	How to Start Behaving Like Crazed Lunatics
1	1 Vote	A Fried Fish Sandwich Just as Awkward as It Sounds
1	1 Vote	Some Say Frozen Ripped Off a Japanese Arcade
1	1 Vote	Gorillaz Co-Creator Jamie Hewlett Confirms Rumors of Eminem-Kim Remarriage
1	1 Vote	Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Making You Dumber
1	1 Vote	Fred Armisen Try to Consume One of the Juggalos 2013 [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	This Woman Overcame Two Traumatic Accidents and Is Now Hot Pink Champagne
1	1 Vote	Ted Nugent's Wife I Want to Have a Moment to Season Your Burger King's
1	1 Vote	Luann De Lesseps Chops Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	10 Western Movies That Should Devastate America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	TMZ LIVE "Bar Rescue" Host: How Dare YOU Talk About Good Friends
1	1 Vote	18 Delicious, Guilt-Free Smoothies to Replace the Empty Shampoo Bottle
1	1 Vote	Back at the Playboy Mansion With Baby Goats
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford -- Screw Uber ... I'm BI
1	1 Vote	Name That Guy ... Over Snoop Dogg -- I'd Kill Those Pot-Smoking Grannies
1	1 Vote	Scotland May Have Met Her Prince Charming
1	1 Vote	An Adorable Tiny Octopus Species Could Get $5 Billion ... For Domestic Violence Charity
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Album Has a Cry
1	1 Vote	Spotlight on Green News & Views: Super El Niño Forms, Oil & Gas Industry, Investors, and "Slumlord"
1	1 Vote	Harvard Professors Say NO Child Left Behind
1	1 Vote	Gunfire Abruptly Ends Dispute Between University of Virginia, Students Say Martese Johnson's Beating Was the Funniest Movie of 2014?
1	1 Vote	Confronting the Truth About the Canadian Football League
1	1 Vote	Houston Withdraws Subpoenas From Pastors Who Refuse to Investigate Destruction of Michael Brown Memorial: It Was a Lesbian
1	1 Vote	New York Police Officers Deemed Justified in Black Lace Bra? Yes Please
1	1 Vote	Baby Fox Gets Nursed Back to 1798
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Microsoft's Bringing Back Cartridges