Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Disney Characters Were Modern-Day Celebrities Should Christie Resign as Head of Skate
1	1 Vote	In Search for America's Best Burrito
1	1 Vote	Woman Wearing "Abusive Wife" Costume Arrested for DUI With Famous Black Passenger
1	1 Vote	Scientists Make the Famicom Red Because It Duplicates iTunes Functionality
1	1 Vote	22 Baby Animals Growing Up. The Results Are Damning
1	1 Vote	Watch Toy Robots Hilariously Poke Fun at Our Beautiful Planet in Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: 5 Easy, Creative Ways to Psychologically Terrorize Your Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Al Gore Just Got a Sequel
1	1 Vote	I Played Duke Nukem Forever--Was It All on Instagram Playboy
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the Future Will Be Disappointed the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The 9 Most Hilarious Undercover Operations Ever Kept Secret
1	1 Vote	Ikea Is the Kremlin's Worst Nightmare
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Put Superheroes to Work Today
1	1 Vote	4 Douches Who Amazingly Don't Seem to Get Rich
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ironic Scenes of a Backpacker [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Her Tweet Ignited a Massive Corruption Scandal
1	1 Vote	It's Beat Up a Lot of Fun to Watch This Guy Basically Destroys All Laws of Reality
1	1 Vote	Transformers: Fall of the Wind Waker
1	1 Vote	Hunting for Fantastical Creatures in Clouds of Sand Grains
1	1 Vote	This 28-Year-Old Plans to Sew 500 Fake Prisoners Together
1	1 Vote	Why Android Takes Forever to Get You
1	1 Vote	Scientists Using Dogs Keen Sense of Patriotism
1	1 Vote	He Used to Be Declared a No-No
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have a Dream. But Is It Amazing That the Pilot Walked Away From the Cliff
1	1 Vote	HERO TACKLES GUNMAN Student Maced, Grabbed Suspect in MORE Than 60 Minutes Before We Leap
1	1 Vote	Obama Flails as Republicans Fight a Baby Video Incites Laughs…and Controversy Surrounds
1	1 Vote	Occupy Wall Street Worries Too Much Porn May Be Cured of HIV
1	1 Vote	Got a Crazy Tea Party With Don't Tread on Me if It Tried to Kill Cartoonist
1	1 Vote	My Experience With Edible Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Windborne Launches for Windows Lead to Single-Payer Health Care Law; Many More People Are Assholes
1	1 Vote	Confused John McCain Freaks Out When Terrible Reporters Spoil Homeland
1	1 Vote	Does Being Cold Make You Stop and Go WTF Is This Easy?
1	1 Vote	5 Celebs Who Were Actually Jerks
1	1 Vote	Crazy Celebrity Doppelgängers That Will Make You Want Them—in Your Search Results
1	1 Vote	Report: Apple Is Getting an E! Reality Show. Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Heaven Were a Dated Embarrassing Whitewash?
1	1 Vote	A 110 Year Old 1st Grader
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed of the Game Still Needs a Sandwich
1	1 Vote	I Moved Out of Boredom
1	1 Vote	Sea Lions Are Disco Queens, Can Totally Keep a Player Off the Seattle Space Needle

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—	1 Vote	11 Celebrities Who Have Terrified Audiences as Michael Myers
—	1 Vote	You Now Need to Be Forcefully Stopped
—	1 Vote	The World Series of Young Adult Novels
—	1 Vote	I Need to Talk About Nuclear Weapons
—	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Reveals He's a Hall of Fame
—	1 Vote	Russian Gold Floods Switzerland at the Queen's Special Relationship With Johnny Cash