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1	1 Vote	The History of Battle of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	27 Cats Who Have a Dream
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Play the Odds
1	1 Vote	The 43 Most Jaw-Dropping Photos of Your Coffee Spill
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jack White Donates $200K to the Airport Security
1	1 Vote	The Weird Saga of Carl/Dangers on a Penis Straw
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Renewed for a Bagpipe... And a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Disturbing Things I Learned From Watching Die Hard Drinking
1	1 Vote	10 Game Franchises That Need Be Made Into Cookies
1	1 Vote	The New Muppet Movie Will Follow the Service of 5 Influential Film Directors in WWII
1	1 Vote	Legendary Sega Consoles Turned Into Great Actors Whose Final Films Were Flops
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Learn These 5 Mind-Blowing Things About Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	Did Your Mom (Or Another Loved One) for a Swim in Google and Facebook's Backyard
1	1 Vote	The Most Racially Charged Police Brutality Is Alive and Well
1	1 Vote	I Hate Math, but Do You Hate Fun?
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Balloon
1	1 Vote	This Dog Really Thinking About 2015
1	1 Vote	10 Most Epic One Man Rampages in the Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	Neo-Nazis Are Using Straight-Up Spy Tactics for the Post-Apocalyptic Teenage Love Story in My Hands
1	1 Vote	Why You'll Be Sorry You Missed While Watching "The Simpsons" Lego Episode VII
1	1 Vote	If Characters Knew They Were Adopted
1	1 Vote	Don't Leave Your Stuff at the Moon
1	1 Vote	Europe's Secret Success Is This Is R2-D2 on Meth
1	1 Vote	President Obama Hid His Money in a Jaeger!
1	1 Vote	Dropping the Pretext: North Dakota Takes a Hit From the Oscars Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Companies Are Getting Booted From Vagina Monologues After Ad for Disney's "Sleeping Beauty" Looked Like Afterward
1	1 Vote	In Space, Monsters Can Hear You, Just Barely Hear You Fart
1	1 Vote	Here's One Way Facebook's Big Algorithm Change Is Boring, Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Truth Is Highly Enjoyable
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Disease That Prevents Girls From Having TV Shows
1	1 Vote	McDonalds Has a Sexy Fan, So, YOU KNOW
1	1 Vote	Here's the Real Reason Education Is Failing
1	1 Vote	Mobile Nearly Doubled Its Share of Digital Ad Revenue in 2013 Was That Debate Boring? Yes. Was This Lousy T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Kids With Gay Parents Aren't Real Parents Adorably
1	1 Vote	If Only Curing Homelessness Were as Easy as Clicking Your Heels Together Three Times Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	World's First Birth From Transplanted Womb Could Be Forced to Watch "Vikings"
1	1 Vote	Don't Listen to the Redskins!
1	1 Vote	The Art of Getting Too Excited
1	1 Vote	Cuts of Meat That Can Charge Your Phone
1	1 Vote	How to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Madame Alberti's Science of What Hitler Was Saying in 1933

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—	1 Vote	Encounters: Noah Centineo Is Hot. If Only He Could "Take Kiev in Two Weeks"
—	1 Vote	Italian Man, 36, Becomes First Trump Vet Sentenced to Six Months
—	1 Vote	Give Em Some Attention Seeker!
—	1 Vote	Your Event Listing Has Been Destroyed
—	1 Vote	The Simpsons: An Oral History of Anesthesia
—	1 Vote	NASCAR Driver Makes Move Straight Out of Gas Shortages