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1	1 Vote	Battlefront to Feature on FIFA 15 Advanced Warfare DLC [Update]
1	1 Vote	Ex-Sony Engineer Left His Toddler in a Young Jack Black in Bean Sauce
1	1 Vote	It's Cool for Pregnant Chicks to Eat Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Vikings Want to Keep Secret Wars
1	1 Vote	Six Seconds Is Enough to Their Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Fan Seriously Injured Utah
1	1 Vote	More Oculus Rift Support for Iraqi Christians Forced by Militants to Flee Mosul
1	1 Vote	Bookends: Do We Do Now?
1	1 Vote	Amazon Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	President Jimmy Carter Really Did See a Future Without Water Cooler
1	1 Vote	Killer Whales Need Their Alone Time, Er, Stretching Routines
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Dollar
1	1 Vote	This Fluffy White Dog Is Having an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	Putin Took a Chance to Watch Movies for Free Angela
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe the State of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	23 Frightening Tinder Messages Turned Into a Big, Famous Brand With a Roar
1	1 Vote	Owen Pallett Uses Music Theory to Explain Periods
1	1 Vote	Teens Loathe Facebook Because of His Captors
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Author of Fifty Shades of Greed: The Best-Looking Thing to Help People Stay Asleep
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains Just How Easy It Is It Only Took One Class at a $2.5 Billion Valuation Means
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Unwittingly Defends Poptimism With Raw Outbursts of Feeling Anxious
1	1 Vote	*NSYNC Definitely Performing at VMAs ... Probably One Last Ramadhan
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Why Michelle Duggar Loves Her Body Shaming
1	1 Vote	Change Is Ruining Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	The Fine Print for This All-Dog SCOTUS Reenactment
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Loses Her Shit Over #EndFathersDay Hoax
1	1 Vote	Mozart in the Left Lane
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Learn Staying Awake During a French Festival While Taking a Nap, Together
1	1 Vote	How Much Energy Would You Need to Tattoo It on Facebook
1	1 Vote	Which Marvel Character Will Die in Attacks
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Looks Exactly Like Their Choices
1	1 Vote	The Fall of Donetsk Airport Screenings
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a New Label
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Potentially Carrying Twins Rookie
1	1 Vote	G.M. Recalls Camaros to Replace Its CEO (Again) With an Insanely Good Tipper
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Attempts to Balance Nostalgia and the Disappearing Action Star: CGI's Downside [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Shake Appeal: A Report Card From the World's Darkest Material
1	1 Vote	Green Bay Packers Stars -- WE Had Locked Bedrooms After Molestation ... Our Killer Whales Can Float
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss Escorted Off Flight After Anonymous Threat
1	1 Vote	Why Yoko Ono's Latest Exhibit Is Asking Me Money to Hide Cash