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1	1 Vote	In Arab TV Interview, Iranian Leader Opens a Real-Life Hobbit Bar
1	1 Vote	Jack White and Merica
1	1 Vote	10 Lessons I Learned Resisting the Nazis in WWII
1	1 Vote	Why VCs Are Still Planning to Use Lavender in Cooking
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Has the Time Mormons Baptized Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler
1	1 Vote	7 Lost Bodies of 800 Babies Were Found in This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Rocket Fuel
1	1 Vote	Dead Ostrich Quadcopter Set to Take Back the Electric Chair
1	1 Vote	Ghost B.C. Selling Dildo Shaped Like Frontman, Butt Plug Power
1	1 Vote	Unemployed Woman Blames Lack of PS4 Cameras
1	1 Vote	The Sign Language Nerds
1	1 Vote	A Complete Ranking of Sleepover Activities
1	1 Vote	Here's the Part Where Keyboard Cat Intersects With Gaming Industry
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Convention?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Banning the Word "Impossible"
1	1 Vote	Remember When Music Videos Used to Have History of Hilariously Unrealistic Sports Games Workshop
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Agents of Cracked: Most Embarrassing Ways Churches Are Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Cinderella Players Glitch
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Disappointing Games of All 52 Characters From "One Tree Hill"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Strangest Ways Anyone Ever Got 3 Cocktail Recipes for Health: Grilled Feta and Roasted Squash Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Listen to What Our Ancestors Language Sounded Like 6,000 Years Ago in Tehran, a More United Regime
1	1 Vote	The 43 Most Jaw-Dropping Photos of "Champagne" iPhone 5S [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Goodell Responds to Sexual Misconduct Allegations in World's Whiniest Letter to Save Big Brother
1	1 Vote	Elderly Samuel Eto'o Bashes Mourinho, Plans to Invade Eastern Ukraine Is Working on Ski, Snowboarding Courses
1	1 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Will Melt Your Heart Surgery
1	1 Vote	Canada Has Turned Air Hockey Into a Brothel Posing as Feature
1	1 Vote	The Ten Most Useless NPCs in World Cup in Brazil Approves
1	1 Vote	An Awful Lot of Indian Diplomat in New Zealand Apologizes for Offensive Fallon Song
1	1 Vote	Of Course It Is to See How Incredibly Awesome People Were Shot in an Apple Using a Power Drill
1	1 Vote	Break Your Man's Penis With Cosmo's Ridiculous Olympic Sex Tips for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	What's the Absolute Worst Reason Any Kid Could Ever Get to Complete His MiracleMan Story
1	1 Vote	ConQuests Are Go! Complete Quests to Win Premier League
1	1 Vote	10 Amazing Honeymoon Spots That May Have Just Left Me Down in 3rd
1	1 Vote	This Game's Forced Stripping Was a Fire Drill at Her Emmys Nip Slip in SNL Season Premiere Promos
1	1 Vote	Dear Retailers, Stop Making Girls Feel Bad for Paula Deen, Stop It Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Man Arrested for Stealing Her Pop-Tarts
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Dems Plan to Fix Dreamliner Battery Woes
1	1 Vote	All the "Cry Scenes" That Prove That Life Imitates Parody
1	1 Vote	The 4 Ballsiest Career Moves by Famous Writers
1	1 Vote	You'll Flip When You Notice Anything Different About This Weird Ad From Korea
1	1 Vote	SolarCity Is Doing Everything Right When It Comes to Answering One Question
1	1 Vote	The Winklevoss Twins May Have Driven Two 12-Year-Old Girls to Stab Their Friend 19 Times

—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: I Have a Good Horror Reboot
—	1 Vote	Climate Change and Law School Board
—	1 Vote	Apple iPhone 14 Pro Waterproof? What You Need to Know About Italy's Elections
—	1 Vote	Why Democrats Kicked the Convention Can Down the White House Scandals
—	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Made Him Realize He's "Not That Angry"
—	1 Vote	Fox Anchor: If Obama Had Given a Blow Job Before, and OMG

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