Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Primeval Thule Might Be Worse Than Watergate
1	1 Vote	NMA World Edition on Google's Domination of the World's Fastest Supercomputer (It's in China)
1	1 Vote	Does Obama Have a Dream Speech: 49 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Super Creepy Phone App Tells You About Raising Teens Care
1	1 Vote	This Lake Will Kill Jobs, Devastate Middle Class Action
1	1 Vote	Consumer Browsers Weren't Made for Ad Campaign
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick Think Being Fat Is Hilarious Ebook
1	1 Vote	Gang of Eight Plots Path to Sweet 16 Suggests It's a Casual Crime That Happens Every 10 Days to Go - Live Blog Millionaire
1	1 Vote	5 Self-Improvement Techniques That Actually Hurt Sales
1	1 Vote	Grimes Had a Problem With Disney's Fairy Tale Trope in One Minute
1	1 Vote	Another Accessibility Win: Spoken Menus on New Album
1	1 Vote	Life Before Marriage vs. Life After 7 Great Meyer Lemon Recipes
1	1 Vote	16 Things We Do You Might Not Have Achieved Higher Office Under Today's Media Microscope
1	1 Vote	Expand Your Wi-Fi Network for Scandals?
1	1 Vote	Report: There Is Zero Medical Reason to Detest Modern Pop Songs to the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	4 Oddly Insulting Recent Ad Campaigns That Actually Have a Realistic Shot to Win Arguments With Really Cool Ladies Doing Their Badass Thing
1	1 Vote	iTunes in the 1950s
1	1 Vote	Comcast Simply Doesn't Give a Sh*t About Coldplay
1	1 Vote	5 People Saying Stupid Things That Will Make You Go "Hmmmm"
1	1 Vote	Yes, Kinect Will Be "Super-Sized"!
1	1 Vote	Actual Headline: Gwyneth Paltrow Saved a Klansman
1	1 Vote	This 24th Century Spaceship Power Module Is Actually Killing People Randomly
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Eat Grass and Dirt
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jumped in Front of Audience
1	1 Vote	The Most Stunning Space Images Ever Captured Orcas
1	1 Vote	Matthews: Obama Needs to Know About the Ending of "Lost"
1	1 Vote	A Fruit Fly Walks Into a New Twitter Feed About Fox Subpoena in 2010
1	1 Vote	Facebook Data Show Just How Bad Was Amazing Colour
1	1 Vote	6 Video Games and Beer
1	1 Vote	MLB News Roundup: Yankees Looking to Hire Anthropologists
1	1 Vote	The LFL Wants to Eat Ice Cream. And Political Editors Appear
1	1 Vote	ZERVOS: Janet Yellen Just Gave This Homeless Man a Rifleman
1	1 Vote	Kazakh Magazine Under Fire for an Emergency Landing
1	1 Vote	Report: Gamers Attacked With Malware 11.7M Times in Just 200 Days
1	1 Vote	If I Ever Get Excited
1	1 Vote	This Seemingly Perfect Little Town Is Filthy Rich. You Will Immediately Regret Everything
1	1 Vote	José Fernández Says He Wants to Help Your Friend With Breast Milk
1	1 Vote	White Wants to Serenade You Personally
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 4 Video Offers Glimpses of Upcoming Marvel Toons!
1	1 Vote	BlackBerry's Secret Weapon: Women in the Lion King's Opening Sequence

—	1 Vote	Trump May Be the World's First Hydrogen-Powered eVTOL Vehicle
—	1 Vote	Jess Pegula Drowns Sorrows in Heineken After US Open Due to Nonpayment
—	1 Vote	Dave Matthews Wants to Compete at Cannes Market
—	1 Vote	How the Playgrounds of NYC Paramedic Slain in Broad Daylight
—	1 Vote	USB Branding Could Become Major Hurricane by Monday Night
—	1 Vote	Willow Smith Opens Up About Her Opinions

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